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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 02:00 PM
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A Helpful Scotsman :)
A man was walking through the hills and dales of Scotland. He stopped for a drink at a mountain stream.

An old shepherd shouted to him: "Dinna take a draught oot o the riffle, laddie; 'tis poorly wi' the dregs o ma cattle." (Translates to: don't drink the water, sir; it's full of cow dung)

The man said, "I'll have you know I'm English. Please address me with the English language, you heathen."

The shepherd replied, "I said use both hands. You will be able to get more in your mouth."

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 02:02 PM
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1. LOL!
Perfect!

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 02:15 PM
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2. Based on the story,
I'd have to say he wasn't a TRUE helpful Scotsman.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 02:17 PM
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3. Nice strawman.
I expect we'll see Godwin's law proved correct in your next post.

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 02:23 PM
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4. Shut up nazi! n/t
I said no text! Stop reading!
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