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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 08:42 AM
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Hey! Keep those CAPTIONS where I can see 'em
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 08:49 AM
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1. I'm a little teapot...
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:07 AM
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2. Exactly what I was thinking ... (eom)
Cheers
Drifter
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:08 AM
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3. When his hands head below the desk...and he smiles like that...
THINK OF THE KITTENS ASHCROFT!!! Oh, wait...he probably think that only calico kittens get killed when he polishes the bishop.

:scared:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 11:42 AM
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4. Ashcroft is demonstrating what he had just said:
" . . . otherwise you could go blind or grow webs between your
fingers (then you could only fan it a bit), or like a werewolf on
your palms, so when we put our hands in our pockets, we
only put them in an inch or so . . . then there can be no doubt. . . .
See . . .?"
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 11:45 AM
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5. Fox and the WH's attempt at a children's show was short lived
after Ashcroft snapped and kept insisting that he really was Barney.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 11:52 AM
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6. Hello neighbor, do you have any information about our other neighbors?
Are they growing that evil weed under and aspices of state law?

Do they keep "strange hours"?

Are they not white or not really white?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 02:54 PM
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7. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



:bounce:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 02:57 PM
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8. Ashcroft Does The Chicken(Hawk) Dance!!!!!
:-)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 02:58 PM
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10. Too funny, Great minds think alike.
:toast:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 02:58 PM
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9. And so Mr Ashcroft led the newsroom in a happy round of the "Chicken
Dance"
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 03:52 PM
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11. Only an ass can smile at a Ann Coulter split-tail shot (n/t)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 05:14 PM
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12. I've got a couple of remote control buttons right he . . .
OOPS!

Oh, my . . .
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 05:23 PM
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13. Crazed rabbits, Sean, that's what the gays and liberals are --like this --
they fornicate daily like crazed rabbits! I can hear them right now, Sean...doing naughty, wicked things...we've GOT to stop them!
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 05:52 PM
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14. "Excuse me, a minute, I've got this really strange itch right down here."
.
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 06:14 PM
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15. put your hands on your hips
Edited on Tue Aug-05-03 06:16 PM by maxanne
and bring your knees in tight

DO THE PELVIC THRUST

it really drives you insane..

LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 07:40 PM
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16. what have I been doing the last 3 years? don't be silly ...
... well ... I've ... uh ... hey, watch me do the funky chicken ...
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Astarho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 08:32 PM
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17. There's EVIL in my pants!
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 08:48 PM
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18. In a Faux news exclusive
Mr Ashcroft revealed the latest terrorist threat, giant mutant freedom eating weasels. After terrorizing the studio audience for several minutes, Mr Ashcroft explained how giving up freedoms would starve the horrifying beasts, leaving America™ safe again
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 10:12 PM
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19. Smile when you say that, pardner...
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