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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 08:46 AM
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OH GOD NO!!! The Humanity!!!!! Oh Lord why must you torment me?


Fire engulfs a whiskey warehouse at a Jim Beam facility in Bardstown, Ky., Monday, Aug. 4, 2003. The fire sent flames more than 100 feet in the air. The flaming wooden structure collapsed into a pile of debris and continued burning, two hours after the fire was reported. There were no reports of injuries. (AP Photo/Patti Longmire)


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flyingfish Donating Member (260 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 08:48 AM
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1. This is God's wrath
for manufacturing the devil's brew that is alcohol.
Is Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell going to make this point or is Jim Beam a big Republican contributor?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:00 AM
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2. It is God's gift to man
Actually Ben Franklin said (something like) "Beer is proof that God loves man"

Welcome to DU :hi:
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flyingfish Donating Member (260 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:06 AM
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5. Hey, I believe everything Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell tell me
I also believe that aliens built the pyramids to have a radar system installation to avoid the Bermuda triangle while they were transporting the huge boulders to Stonehenge and Easter Island.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:11 AM
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6. they must have given a bunch to get 'Hard stuff' advertising back on TV,
they promised to be soooo very responsible in their ad's, Every ad was about people being totally disruptive, destructive and irresponsible. with a small print disclaimer at the end. The biggest problem with JACK was his bad F'n attitude.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:01 AM
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3. Blame the atheists
One of our members was wandering around the plant and god decided to get some target practice in. One stray lightning bolt and boom goes your beverage.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:15 AM
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9. Check blame the atheists
Always a good default response.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:02 AM
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4. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
The horror!!! THE HORROR!!!

Er, glad no one got hurt. But think of the whisky!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:14 AM
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7. They can always get more people
But the Liquor is gone forever.

:( ;( :evilfrown: :crazy:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:16 AM
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10. It's a good thing my office windows are sealed...
...for a second there, I thought about joining that fine liquor in that big dive bar in the sky...
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:15 AM
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8. It was probably started by some drunk Pot Head smoke'n DOPE !!
:smoke: :beer: :nopity:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:19 AM
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11. Damned dope smokers
That just one of big pile of blame right there.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:45 AM
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12. What amazes me is that
though it was 19,000 barrels, it was only two percent of their stock.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 10:21 AM
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14. Thank GOD
:bounce:
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Devil Dog Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 10:16 AM
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13. Whiskey Factory Burns Down: 5,000 Men Left Homeless
I stole the joke from "Poolhall Burns Down: 300 Men Left Homeless"
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