Baby Got Pat(ois)

(Apologies if this is a repeat. But I just stumbled across it and laughed fiendishly. Had to share it with the world. I didn't write it - wish I had - it's from a blog called phancy.com.)

I like big words and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in to your local library
With a vocabulary
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that her grammar's buff
Clear in the words she's spieling
I'm hooked and I can't stop hearing
Ooh, baby, I wanna get listenin'
And tape your diction
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with those words you use make (Me so horny!)
Ooh, lingo-usin'
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, talk on, talk on
'Cause you ain't got average jargon
I've heard girls talkin'
The hell with discussin'
She's smart, smart,
Got it goin' like an IQ chart
I'm tired of magazines
Printin' words for the eighth grade
Take the average smart man and ask him that
She gotta pack much chat
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got them words? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to use them! (Use them!) Use them! (Use them!)
Use those healthy words!
Baby got pat! (...ois)