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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 11:52 AM Original message |
My newest stream of consciousness porn.... |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
1. Dear Penthouse Forum |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 11:58 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I was delivering a pizza to a house in one of those swanky areas |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. You suck at stream-of-consciousness writing. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:02 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. He doesn't suck that badly. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:07 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. Shhhhhhhhhh |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:02 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. I get out my car, and on the way to the door, I see the form of a totally stacked woman |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. ... |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Mmmmm pizza.... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:05 PM Response to Reply #1 |
17. Something shiny caught my attention... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
2. Writing porn is fun. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. I've only tried a few times... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. I'm told I am. It probably helps that i'm a perv. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:01 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. I'm too pervy. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM Original message |
What does that even mean? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
28. Clowns. Priests. Animals. |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #28 |
43. Oh. My. God. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
8. DAMMIT. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. You LOVE the teasing! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. ham |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:08 PM Response to Reply #13 |
22. Are you teasing me about pizza toppings now? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:09 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. is your oven ready for me? |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM Original message |
My oven is hot! Hot enough to burn! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
30. fuck off, I don't like fire |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. dupe. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:10 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. ... |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
14. I enjoy doing that |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:05 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Isn't that the point? |
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_testify_ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:06 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. . |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:08 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. It could be hot intense mental foreplay |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. Do you mean a blanket or a dog? |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:15 PM Response to Reply #26 |
32. Good questions! |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:17 PM Response to Reply #26 |
34. Spelling is optional with hillbilly streams |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:20 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Or it could have been someone from Afghanistan... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:21 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. That was my thought, and I wondered how the hell anyone could work |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:28 PM Response to Reply #40 |
44. The way her tongue rolls |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:06 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Now that is just preposterous... |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. I like "MOIST". |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:12 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. Moist is what cake is. |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:18 PM Response to Reply #29 |
35. You speaking PERSONALLY there? |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:18 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. *snort* |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:20 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. Pie is not moist. |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:22 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Not really "wet" either... |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:14 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. You slipped in a deep |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:16 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Tough. I do "deep." Ask my SO. |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
37. I Just Got A Pizza Delivered....... |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 12:21 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. ahaahahaahhaha |
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