So, matcom, how do you like this Yankees/Indians game so far?
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Fri Oct-05-07 05:54 PM
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So, matcom, how do you like this Yankees/Indians game so far? |
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Not as enjoyable, eh? :D
Ah well, there's plenty of time, and the Sox play later.
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Fri Oct-05-07 06:24 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:05 PM
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is your lady ok with your "prematureness"?
:rofl:
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:08 PM
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3. Hey now...it lets her get to sleep faster... |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:09 PM
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4. that is very considerate of you |
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:rofl:
Mrs Matcom is sometimes grateful as well :rofl:
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:10 PM
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5. I'm also considerate enough to live 2000 miles away. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:11 PM
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6. oh shit. I don't think I can use THAT as a valid excuse |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:12 PM
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7. She may WANT to send you 2000 miles away sometimes. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:13 PM
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8. for Gawd sakes just don't send me to CLEVELAND! |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:14 PM
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9. You're going to LOVE Florida then. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:15 PM
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10. we aren't leaving here |
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Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 07:16 PM by matcom
Massholes for LIFE is what we have decided
on edit: the reason is that we as a state are planning on starting our own BLUE country :P
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:18 PM
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11. Can I be granted immigrant status? |
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Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 07:19 PM by GOPisEvil
:D
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:19 PM
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12. only if you are brown |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:20 PM
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13. I will have to go out in the sun and get a tan. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:24 PM
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remember this conversation started out with that 'premature' "issue"? :D
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:27 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:29 PM
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16. i'm eating a Heath Bar right now |
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it's "Sexual Chocolate" :P
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:30 PM
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17. I don't want to know what the toffee is. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:30 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:50 PM
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21. I'm sure she thanks her lucky stars every night. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:55 PM
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22. hey, she PREFERS to be barefoot! |
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Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 07:55 PM by matcom
took a while but she got used to it
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:55 PM
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23. And, hey, you bought her that new washer, too. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:58 PM
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24. I am TRULY "God's Gift" |
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i'll teach you everything you need to know
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:59 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:00 PM
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26. first lesson Grasshopper.... |
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learn this phrase:
"Bitch, get me a Chicken Pot Pie!"
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:02 PM
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28. Oooh...make the vegetarian get me some flesh! |
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I like it!
Of course, I will get that pot pie upside my head, but training takes time, right? :rofl:
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:03 PM
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30. they ALL learn eventually |
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:01 PM
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Amatures...you both bow before me and do my bidding and do not eve realize it!! Mere mortals that you are! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! :rofl:
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:02 PM
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29. "Bitch, get me a Chicken Pot Pie!" |
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:04 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:05 PM
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i'm strong. i'm strong.
I'M the man DAMMIT!
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:07 PM
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33. Er...why am I having some doubts now? |
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:09 PM
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you pussy-man!
stand up for yourself! YOU dictate what happens!!1 YOU ARE THE BOSS!!!11
*yeah, she is outside right now on the back porch*
BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER DAMMIT!
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:10 PM
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35. Well, you're the boss... |
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...when no one else is around. That counts! :D
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:12 PM
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Why are you under the desk??? Did you 'drop' something??
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:13 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:14 PM
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38. yeah I 'dropped' something... |
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Mindy, my new secretary. Yeah, I "dropped" her and now i'm trying to "find" her
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Fri Oct-05-07 09:00 PM
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all you need to do to find her is close your eyes and "imagine" where you left her!
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Fri Oct-05-07 09:01 PM
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I "imagine" she is still 'attached'!1
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:41 PM
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19. Are you talking about this.. |
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:evilgrin:
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Fri Oct-05-07 07:49 PM
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20. I know that's photoshopped |
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He's more of a shoulder-bag type guy.
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:51 PM
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and I'll continue to say it:
It's always best to save the schadenfreude for after the game.
:D
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Fri Oct-05-07 08:56 PM
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40. how about a nice heaping serving of... |
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humble pie
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Fri Oct-05-07 10:06 PM
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44. I don't know what that actually is |
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but it seriously looks like some kind of shit-sandwich pie.
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Fri Oct-05-07 10:08 PM
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45. it's literally humbe pie |
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Fri Oct-05-07 10:09 PM
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46. I'd rather maintain really low expectations than to ever have to take a bite of that |
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Fri Oct-05-07 10:12 PM
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47. here's the origin of the expression |
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