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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:20 PM Original message |
I'm never freely volunteering the fact that I work with computers again |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
1. and help me think up alternatives that make people not want to ask questions |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:22 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. That might not work though, see. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:24 PM Response to Reply #1 |
10. Refuse removal engineer. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:25 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Oh you must see all sorts of interesting things people throw out! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:28 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Okay then, insurance salesman. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:33 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. You've tried? |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 01:48 PM Response to Reply #18 |
39. No, not personally. My needs are usually met |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 01:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
35. Volunteer that you are an Amway or vacuum cleaner salesman. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
2. Just talk nonstop. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. that's another approach, hmm |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:26 PM Response to Reply #5 |
14. OR they could be a horndog for geeks (again, experience)... |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
4. You're looking at this all wrong. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:24 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. ah! but there I was never asked directly |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
6. So doctor... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. reboot |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
8. Dude! She's hitting on you! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:25 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 01:25 PM Response to Reply #11 |
38. Bullocks! |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
13. So, LIE. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
16. You work with computers? I have a question for you. |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
17. One of the reasons I don't really enjoy the salon |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:35 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Chatty masseuses? |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:37 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. Hee Hee |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
20. next time, say you're a marine bioLogist |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:36 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. yeah, but that's Costanza |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:36 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Yeah, 'til that whale beached itself. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
21. I have two suggestions for you: |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:37 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. or stabbed in the neck |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:38 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Either way, the conversation will be over |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
22. Tell 'em you're a case worker with PETA. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. interesting |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:39 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Jiminy, no! They'll assume you're a lawyer. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
30. I usually just close my eyes and look like I'm half asleep |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
31. i feel your pain, brother |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 01:03 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. as have I |
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DeposeTheBoyKing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
33. And lawyers |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
34. You should have asked if she had any sexy daughters |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
36. Next time |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-09-07 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
37. I like to tell people I'm a gyn nurse. |
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