The rumors on the "Internets" are not true...MC Hammer is NOT dead.

Amerigo Vespucci

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Wed Oct-10-07 12:23 PM
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The rumors on the "Internets" are not true...MC Hammer is NOT dead.

MC Hammer Dead? Pray It Ain't So!

Posted Oct 10th 2007 12:39PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Celebrity Justice, Music

Rumors have been rampant over the Internet that MC Hammer recently died. Hammer's time?

TMZ has learned that Hammer, aka Stanley Burrell, is very much alive. His rep tells us that someone else with the name of Stanley Burrell died recently, and people have been confusing the two.

We're told Hammer is bringing his career back from the grave by starting up a new website called DanceJam. People can upload videos of themselves dancing, and Hammer will critique them and rate your moves.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/10/mc-hammer-dead-pray-it-aint-so/

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flvegan

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Wed Oct-10-07 12:33 PM
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1. "Hammer will critique them and rate your moves."

What's funny is that he thinks THAT will bring his career "back from the grave"

Hammer, stop. You'd be better off burying it in a haunted pet cemetary.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Wed Oct-10-07 12:38 PM
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2. He gives a 10 point bonus if you're wearing parachute pants in your video...

:rofl:

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MrCoffee

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Wed Oct-10-07 12:39 PM
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3. Hammer's 2 legit 2 quit

u can't touch this

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DS1

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Wed Oct-10-07 12:40 PM
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4. time to get the old camera out and revive the fruit-basket swing!

take THAT, HAMMER!

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carly denise pt deux

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Wed Oct-10-07 01:34 PM
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5. death- u can't touch this

it will always be "hammer time".....school's in....break it down..........

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Fire Walk With Me

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Wed Oct-10-07 02:55 PM
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6. He's dead to me!

:cry:

:rofl:

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Wed Oct-10-07 05:07 PM
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9. !

:spray:

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Bake

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Wed Oct-10-07 04:17 PM
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7. Please Hammer Don't Hurt ME!!!!!

:rofl:

Bake

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Deja Q

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Wed Oct-10-07 05:07 PM
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8. Please Hammer Don't Taze ME!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc

:hide:

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PeaceNikki

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Wed Oct-10-07 05:19 PM
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10. Seems like a good place for this...

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