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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:17 PM
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Fortunes you don't want to find in your cookie.
A few:

"You will die cold and alone"

"You will experience severe cramping and diarrhea in 6-8 hours"

"Big car accident on way home from Chinese restaurant tonight!"

your's?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:21 PM
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1. Enjoy your meal? We hope so, as it will be your last.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:22 PM
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2. That wasn't duck sauce.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:22 PM
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3. "That wasn't chicken"


:rofl:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:22 PM
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4. Hey!!! You forgot to add...
in bed.:evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:22 PM
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5. Made In China
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:24 PM
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6. "You will become aroused by a shampoo commercial."
"The price of stamps will continue to rise ever higher."

"Geese can be troublesome."

mikey_the_rat
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:30 PM
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7. "May contain lead"
"There's doing construction on Hwy 36. Take I-94 instead."

"You've ingested poison. For the antidote, you'll need $1,000 within 2 hours."
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:33 PM
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8. 'There is no hope for you. Lucky numbers: none.'
'Death comes for you'
'Everyone laughs at you when your not there'
'Your partner stays only for the money'
'Your children do not love you'
'You aren't their father'
'Expect to be let go'
'This is not happening to you'
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:36 PM
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9. "you're the only person that looks THROUGH the sneeze guard" n/t
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:37 PM
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10. "You will have difficulty finding new outlets for your own minor creative abilities
:cry:



Bad Cookie Generator: http://www.badcookie.com/
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 02:57 PM
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11. "One $100 DNA test could save you thousands"
"Now you can go use delicate American tongue to tell devil what he is making too hot down in hell"

"Your wife's private parts smell of another man's Moo Shu Special"
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Zephyrbird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:03 PM
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12. Boyfriend is cheating on you! n/t
Z
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:13 PM
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13. The worst one I ever got said, "You will win a fortune, cookie"
This is why I hate foreigners
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:19 PM
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14. Mine
Your car will develop mysterious electric problems

A heavy metal band will move in next door

Squirrels will take up residence in your attic

IRS will audit you
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:24 PM
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15. One I actually got:
Please disregard all previous fortunes.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:27 PM
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16. "You will blog about this"
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:40 PM
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17. Confucius say: YOU DIE NOW!!!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:41 PM
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18. The fence truck is on its way
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:51 PM
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19. That's not just a rash you're scratching.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 03:52 PM
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20. Just kidding about MSG Optional!
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 04:33 PM
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21. We know what you did last month.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 06:10 PM
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22. This...
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 06:17 PM
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23. HOLY SHIT!! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 06:42 PM
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24. "Your smile keeps the sun from shining"
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 06:48 PM
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25. "While you were eating, your company outsourced your job to us"
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 06:48 PM
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26. "Yup, this is it."
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 06:50 PM
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27. "You will outlive your children."
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