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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:28 PM
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i found a huge apple the other day. swear to fucking god. it was bigger than my hand. fuck.

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JTG of the PRB

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:29 PM
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1. No. Fucking. Way.

Your lies sicken me! LIES!!!

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:36 PM
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7. i'm not fucking lying. fuck. i seriously saw this fucking apple.

i'm telling the fucking truth already.

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SPKrazy

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:30 PM
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2. did you eat it

or just share it with your friends????

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:36 PM
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6. i took a picture of it with my camera phone to LoL over...

i'm not buying a damn mutant apple. it might try to irradiate me or something.

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Haole Girl

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:30 PM
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3. .

Edited on Wed Oct-10-07 11:13 PM by KC2

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fizzgig

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:30 PM
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4. ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU MADE ME BUST OUT THE CAPS LOCK!

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:35 PM
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5. I AM FUCKING SERIOUS.

I FUCKING. SHIT. YOU. FUCKING. NOT.

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fizzgig

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:37 PM
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8. YOU BEST NOT BE FUCKING ME AROUND

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:39 PM
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11. I WOULD NOT FUCK AROUND WITH YOU.

AND I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKING TRY YOU FUCKIN CANDY FUCKIN ASS

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fizzgig

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:41 PM
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14. YOUR ASS IS MINE

YOU FUCKING PANSY, I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:43 PM
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15. I WILL FUCK YOU UP AND SERVE YOU YOUR OWN ASS ON A SILVER PLATTER

SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR OWN ASS FOR DINNER WITH A SIDE OF MUSTARD SAUCE.
FUCK YEAH!

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fizzgig

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:46 PM
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17. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM, BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH IT AND THEN CRAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT.

AND I WILL MATCH IT WITH A NICE FRUIT COMPOTE AND A LIGHT WHITE WINE

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:48 PM
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19. I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT.

AND THEN ENJOY A FINE CUBAN CIGAR AND A VODKA MARTINI.

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fizzgig

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:51 PM
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21. THE FUCK YOU WILL

I'LL PULL OFF ONE OF YOUR LEGS AND KICK YOUR ASS WITH IT WHILE SMOKING AN UNFILTERED CIGARETTE AND DRINKING A COLD PBR

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:53 PM
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23. that's just crude.

sheesh. have some taste.
PBR? :puke:

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fizzgig

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:56 PM
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24. taste?

i picked you, didn't i? :P

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:59 PM
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25. is that a veiled insult?

:P by questioning your taste in cheap shitty beer i question your taste in boyfriends?

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fizzgig

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:01 PM
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26. no

i was saying i have good taste in boyfriends, therefore i have good taste elsewhere

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:07 PM
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29. your taste in boyfriends? great. your taste in cheap shitty beer? lousy =P

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fizzgig

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:09 PM
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31. my taste in cheap beer is superb

nothing but pbr or high life for me :D

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:14 PM
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35. high life...talk about a sense of irony..

people buying miller high life are undoubtedly NOT living the high life.

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Perseid

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:38 PM
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9. jesus god damn christ

could you please refrain from fucking god damn cussing so fucking much? shit. this pisses me off.

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:41 PM
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13. i apologize sincerely.

i should know better than to curse so much. it's just natural to me when i experience shock or alarm. and come on, it WAS a huge fucking apple.
ah shit, now i done gone and fucked up.

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bridgit

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:38 PM
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10. very well, how big *is* your hand?

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:40 PM
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12. big enough to crush the skull of a baby like a rotten grape.

it's big enough. this apple as about the size of an infant's head

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bridgit

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:45 PM
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16. i've seen some rather large apples come out of the PacNW, and up Apple Hill way...

i've seen'em http://www.applehill.com there's a pic of an apple at the link as big as a baby's frontal lobe and that's getting there :thumbsup:

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:47 PM
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18. the apple was too big to fit my hand around, and could've easily been used as a blunt object

to club someone to death. it was the lord of all apples. i was holding in my hand an apple deity. i should've consumed his flesh to become one with him, and thus, a god. even if only a god of apples.

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bridgit

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:49 PM
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20. heh-heh-heh, there are those moments that make me wonder as well...

:hi: :hug:

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 10:52 PM
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22. my sanity is intact, do not infere fleshbag mortal.

i am one with the fruit, and the fruit is me. together, as one, we shall rule over all flesh and all fruit.
we will conquer our leafy and tuber-y enemies with harsh and swift infinite justice.

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bridgit

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:04 PM
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27. Dominion Comrade!! i already have the plates & dress for such actions as need be...

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:06 PM
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28. yes, that is good. we will serve them up on dishes, roasted and boiled

for all to see. down with potatoes and spinach! long live the glorious alliance of the supreme fruit!!

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bridgit

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:09 PM
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32. i'm so glad tomatoes are fruit cause i like Ragu...

http://www.eat.com :9

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:12 PM
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34. tomatoes are most excellent fruit brethren.

ragu? it's not the highest quality sauce though, eh? haven't had it in a long time. is it really that good?

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Jamastiene

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:08 PM
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30. OH FUCK!!!

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME, MAN? :rofl:

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Danger Mouse

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Wed Oct-10-07 11:11 PM
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33. I WOULD NOT DARE FUCK WITH IN A MATTER OF SUCH GREAT IMPORTANCE.

THE APPLE WAS SO HUGE I THINK IT WAS SENTIENT. FUCK.

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