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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:00 PM
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How should I crush my arch nemesis? How should I turn him into an empty shell?
:shrug:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:02 PM
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1. I'm SORRY! Please forgive me. I don't want to be a crushed empty shell.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:06 PM
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2. You should be sorry.
You're not even from Ohio. :P :eyes:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:07 PM
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3. I am. I really really am. Am so.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:08 PM
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4. Oh?
Member since Sep 23rd 2003
Number of posts 8727
Avatar Image
Gender male
City LAS VEGAS
State NV
Country USA
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:10 PM
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5. I live in Vegas. Born in Cambridge, Ohio 10/12/47. Lived in Columbus, Ohio from 1947 - 1966.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:20 PM
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6. You have been out of Ohio longer than I have been alive.
:)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:22 PM
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7. Think: lasers
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:25 PM
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8. Good idea!
:think:

Better idea than 16 shells from a Thirty-Ought Six. :P
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:41 PM
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9. i could hook him up with my sister in law
that should do the trick.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:44 PM
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10. Squish them until their insides ooze out.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:50 PM
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11. What kind of revenge do you want?
The only kind I can teach you is served below 32 degrees Fahrenheit
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:53 PM
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12. Psychologically is always fun.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 07:08 PM
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13. Glue his eyes open and force him to watch Fox News.
It's turned millions of Americans into empty shells already, so its track record is proven.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 08:29 PM
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23. That's both cruel AND unusual...
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 07:11 PM
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14. the best revenge is success
Edited on Thu Oct-11-07 07:12 PM by NightWatcher
that's my mantra
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 07:12 PM
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15. Don't wave to him
when you drive by.

:P
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 07:36 PM
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16. Two words: Flaming Bag
Trap them in a gas soaked burlap bag and light it on fire.

That'll teach 'em.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 07:46 PM
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17. feed him to your pet snake.
enjoy the sweet sound of his muffled screams and his ribs being shattered
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 08:23 PM
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21. Jasper died, sadly
:(
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 08:29 PM
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22. i'll lend you mine.
she's fond of muggle-studies professors and withered old ladies, but i think she can accomodate your needs.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 09:13 PM
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27. Will she eat birders?
I need a snake that will eat birders. :9
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 10:31 PM
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29. she'll eat anyone you tell her to.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 02:11 AM
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30. What's her hourly rate?
:P
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 07:56 PM
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18. I saw that happen one time.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 07:58 PM
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19. Buy an arch nemesis crusher.
You can get a good price at Wal-Mart. But they're made in China, so quality's a little iffy.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 08:07 PM
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20. Tequila, cheap tequila.
Get him loaded up, dress him up in leather pants and a bow tie, and auction him off to a bunch of republican politicians' wives.
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lips Donating Member (187 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 08:33 PM
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26. Many cultures prefer....
Edited on Thu Oct-11-07 08:33 PM by lips
stoning.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 08:32 PM
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24. Age him 900 years and put him on telly
But don't let him near any psychic networks. . .
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 08:32 PM
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25. The traditional, time-tested way: Marry him.












:hide:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 09:15 PM
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28. That was the last arch nemesis
The marriage never came to fruition, but.... :P
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 08:14 AM
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31. Leave them in a room with two wet suits...
and let nature take it's course.
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