Best Hiccup Cure Ever: Thorazine by Rectal Suppository

http://www.medicinenet.com/chlorpromazine-rectal_suppository/article.htm

Someone complain about not enough scat humor?

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:rofl:

Pastor of a Southern Baptist church, Liberty University grad, and friend of the late, great Jerry Falwell, Gary Aldridge, 51, recently died in an unusual and covered-up manner.

The details:

The autopsy report details that Pastor Aldridge died wearing two rubber scuba suits, rubberized underwear, diving gloves and slippers, suspenders, a leather belt, a diving mask, and an assortment of ropes used to tied his hand behind his back, his hands to his feet, and his hand and his feet to his neck. Oh, and he had a dildo inserted in his anus.

The corone MISTAKENLY believes that Pastor Aldridge died of some sort of auto-erotic asphyxiation masterbation scheme. OBVIOUSLY, the poor, God-fearing pastor simply had a bad case of hiccups and was trying desperate measures to overcome them before church on Sunday, including strangulation and a really large dose of a Thorozine suppository!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html