Funniest Chick tract I've seen so far.

Archae

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Wed Oct-17-07 01:18 AM
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Funniest Chick tract I've seen so far.

http://tinyurl.com/yvcoyp

:crazy: :rofl:

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KitchenWitch

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Wed Oct-17-07 01:25 AM
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1. Yikes

The shit is deep with Mr. Chick.

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alphafemale

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Wed Oct-17-07 01:37 AM
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2. I thought for a minute that had to be a satire.

But that really is from the Jack Chick site.

:yoiks:

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some guy

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Wed Oct-17-07 01:41 AM
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3. so

if the air changed, does that count as a god oops?

Got the dinos on to the ark so they could survive and repopulate, then *oops* the air is thinner. Um, sorry about that.

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Oct-17-07 01:47 AM
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4. Wow, that was long and stupid and I will never get those minutes of my life back.

Depressing.

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Archae

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Wed Oct-17-07 01:50 AM
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5. You mean you didn't get a laugh from it?

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Oct-17-07 01:53 AM
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6. Oh, I laughed...

But it was a laugh that in retrospect could have gone to something far less ridiculous, haha.

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Wed Oct-17-07 02:57 AM
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7. ... I do believe this is the best time for me to say

Jesus effing Christ on a seatless bycicle... what the hell is WRONG with these people?

It was funny at first (and more than just a bit sad). Now it's just getting ridiculous.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Wed Oct-17-07 03:46 AM
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8. I can't imagine having the kind of mind

that wouldn't think that's some kind of fairy tale.

"Is that how the dinosaurs died? No! It's all a story told by people who don't trust God. And God should know. After all, He was there."

:crazy:

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DS1

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Wed Oct-17-07 05:33 AM
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9. This frame right here is SCREAMING for a Pshop re-captioning

dayum

puff puff indeed

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yoyossarian

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Wed Oct-17-07 06:26 AM
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10. Priceless gems of wisdom!

What grand and godly works are these! Lil' comic tracts straight from heaven!
:rofl:
"And God so loved the world that he gave unto the people lil' comic books of divine import..."
I have always been a great devotee of the Church of Bazooka Joe...

I'd like to find the one that explains God's Master Plan as regards the new Nazi pope:

http://steponnopets.com/peo">President Evil Online has risen from the grave!

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Deep13

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Wed Oct-17-07 08:13 AM
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11. Bit of an oversight for god not to restore the air. nt

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kay1864

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Wed Oct-17-07 08:53 AM
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12. Chick AND the evolutionists are wrong...

Gary Larson showed us the truth...

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HamdenRice

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Wed Oct-17-07 09:07 AM
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13. My favorite: Grandpa What's Trance Music? ---->

Edited on Wed Oct-17-07 09:07 AM by HamdenRice

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gmoney

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Wed Oct-17-07 10:13 AM
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14. I'm convinced...

...I need to believe in SOMETHING, why not this?

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petronius

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Wed Oct-17-07 12:29 PM
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15. It's very compelling isn't it? The bit about oxygen concentrations is pure

irrefutable science. Take that, Bible-Deniers!!

:rofl:

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yoyossarian

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Wed Oct-17-07 02:09 PM
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16. oops

Edited on Wed Oct-17-07 02:12 PM by yoyossarian

T-shirts, mugs, buttons n' cards at http://cafepress.com/laughcity">Laugh City

http://steponnopets.com/peo">President Evil Online has risen from the grave!

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Initech

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Wed Oct-17-07 02:17 PM
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17. My favorite is the one saying you'll go to hell for not buying Chick Tracts.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Wed Oct-17-07 02:28 PM
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18. This would be funny except that I know people who really believe this

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jmowreader

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Wed Oct-17-07 08:56 PM
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19. That's the new one!

I was going to post it, but I thought it was incredibly lame.

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