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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-18-07 12:49 AM
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I eat rocks for breakfast
crap rattlesnakes for fun, and punch Elmo every chance I get.

Ask me anything (I'll be here for a short while. aren't we all?)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-18-07 12:50 AM
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1. Does Elmo taste like chicken?
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-18-07 12:51 AM
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2. he is a chicken, but
tastes just like rocks.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-18-07 12:57 AM
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3. Well then...
what do rocks taste like? Do they taste like chicken?
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-18-07 01:10 AM
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4. In my experience
they taste just like Elmo
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-18-07 01:12 AM
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5. Are you Chuck Norris? (nt)
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-18-07 01:15 AM
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6. no
but I could be if I wanted to. I could easily kick his foot, knock him down, create unconsciousness, and then trade lives with him. I could do it!

I may be Nuck Chorris. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
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