Britons not fat enough, Krispy Kreme at Harrods

Loonman

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Tue Aug-05-03 11:14 AM
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Britons not fat enough, Krispy Kreme at Harrods

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGA00Y1ZZID.html

Ha ha ha! Eat our donuts Tony, eat them, then watch stock car racing!

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Sentath

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Tue Aug-05-03 12:10 PM
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1. Oh gad thats scary

If you hear it in an Eddie Izzard voice ( :!

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caribmon

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Tue Aug-05-03 02:17 PM
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2. That's nothing

Ever had an English breakfast proper? Like at a cabbie stand in London?

Imagine 7am

fried tomatoes (not rhyming with patato)
fried eggs
fried mushrooms
fried bread (yup, fried with tons of butter)
bacon
ham
tepid brown beans

all swilling in a mass of glorious fat.

Yum

lol.

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BritishHuman

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Tue Aug-05-03 05:52 PM
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5. Not my English Breakfast....

Ham? There Is No Ham!

Sausage, bacon, fried egg, fried slice or toast, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, baked beans (tepid! Hah!), and if you're very lucky - a slice of black pudding.

Damn. It's nearly midnight and now I'm hungry.

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thermodynamic

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Tue Aug-05-03 02:23 PM
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3. The Corporate American invasion continues

:eyes:

I demand US companies carry more British goods or more British companies set up shop in the US and become immune to corporate buy-outs!

If American presence can be felt around the world ( :puke: ), why can't we have a 'taste of the world' in America?

Seems fair and something intellectually satisfying as well.

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YellowRubberDuckie

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Tue Aug-05-03 05:49 PM
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4. Ever noticed...

Ever noticed how UGLY most Britons are? :think: I'm convinced it's because they don't eat enough fast food, donuts, drink enough soda, etc...Americans are pretty...that's why...and I'm not talking about white trash. They AREN'T PRETTY.
Duckie.

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BritishHuman

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Tue Aug-05-03 05:53 PM
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6. Wait a few years...

I'm sure if we work hard we can catch up with the US in the World Obesity rankings. :devilgrin:

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Shrek

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Tue Aug-05-03 05:59 PM
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7. Right . . . Elizabeth Hurley is SO not pretty.

:silly:

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