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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:13 PM
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I now have proof as to what killed off the Dinosaurs!
Dogs!

I guess I left the kennel door open when I left for work this morning, and I came home to a grand-scale massacre!

My kids have these huge amounts of plastic Discovery World toy Dinosaurs and they had left them set up all over their room.

Like I said, it was a massacre. Bits of Bronto and T-Rex everywhere! Raptors shredded like bunnies. Triceratops now unicorns!

I found pieces of plastic Dino Limbs in my bed, onthe couch, in the kitchen, on the bathroom floor, everywhere!

My Conclusion: Dinosaurs were killed off by hyperactive Black Labs such as Max...



RL
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:14 PM
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1. A sound theory.
I can stop speculating on that meteor thing now. Thanks! :hi:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:18 PM
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2. What a great looking doggie!
And what a face...

:melt:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:18 PM
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3. Wait a minute...considering proportions...the labs must've been HUGE!!1!
Giant black labs roaming the earth. Imagine how big the great danes must've been!!
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:29 PM
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5. I figured they were like 40 ft tall at least
:hi:

RL
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:35 PM
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7. A game of Fetch would destroy an entire state.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:26 PM
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4. "Who, ME?!"
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:30 PM
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6. Aww... That is an adorable, unbelievably cute dog.
:loveya:

I hope the kids aren't too upset.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 07:46 PM
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8. Haven't told them.
Maybe they won't notice the herd has been culled...

:hi:

RL
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 08:34 PM
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but he looks so innocent!
Are you sure it was him and not some intruder dog - or CAT! Maybe a cat broke in and destroyed all the dinosaurs just to frame that cute puppy!!


When my daughter was little - all her "Barbies" were physically challenged. Some were missing a hand or a foot, an entire leg or half an arm, a horribly scarred face - it loooked like it had been "CHEWED" by - something . . . of course the cutest little puppy boy in the world couldn't have done it! (No, he was too busy eating the heels off of every pair of shoes I owned!!)

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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 08:34 PM
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9. Look at that face!
:loveya:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 09:27 PM
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10. I'm in love....
precious....

and that "what me??" look
is awesome



lost
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 08:12 AM
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11. "what me?" were his first words
:D

RL
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 09:36 AM
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12. Awwww, ain't he cute.
I'm such a sucker for puppies and kittens. :loveya:
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 10:08 AM
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13. An obvious frame-up, the real perp is long gone by now. nt
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