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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 04:17 PM
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I learned the word "fucker" from my playmate
when I was in kindergarten. My Mother asked me to put my pet mouse's cage up so she can vacuum,..I picked up the cage and started chanting..."Up we go FUCKER!! Here we go FUCKER!!!" My Mother was all, "ROON!!! We don't talk like that, it isn't very nice!!!" So funny today to think about what went through my Mother's mind when she heard her darling of a child saying "Fucker!!! Fucker!!" I was five years old, that was 35 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday...
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 04:23 PM
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1. ...
:rofl:

my mom has a similar story about me (i have no recollection of this). my sister and i were upstairs playing one day (we were probably 6 and 3, i'm the older one) and my mom hears me say '(sister), you are such an ASSHOLE!'

my mom gets a kick out of that story
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 04:30 PM
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3. LOL!
What a shock it must be for the parents to hear their kids cussing. For the most part, they handle it pretty well.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 04:26 PM
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2. I first remember really swearing in 3rd grade
Was sitting on the grass at lunch with my best friend, and he told me his parents were divorcing and he was moving and would not be going to school with me any more.

I don't know where all I learned to say the things I did that day, but I covered em all in one long sentence.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 04:33 PM
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4. Awww, I hated that
My best friends managed to stay in Denver, but for now, I am like a novelty to them. Because I am gay. They'll talk to me when I call them, but I also know they talk shit about me when they hang up the phone. And these are liberal leaning deadheads if you can believe that.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 05:01 PM
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5. We figured out we needed to clean up our language when kiddo, then 2-1/2, ran into the kitchen:
"Oh, shit! The cat just barfed!"

We basically responded: "Oh, SHOOT. You're right! SHOOT! We really need to clean that up."
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 05:19 PM
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6. I called some cousin an asshole when I was 4
Edited on Sat Oct-20-07 05:19 PM by lizerdbits
A boy from my dad's side, we were staying in their house and my mom barely knew these people. She was mortified until she heard his mother laughing hysterically later on the phone to all her friends. It was justified, he was hogging the jiffy pop!

I learned it all from my dad, he used to work on his cars himself.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 05:32 PM
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7. I was about 5 too
My neighbor taught me this little gem:

Motherfucker sister brother daddy's in jail
Daughter's on the corner yellin' "Pussy for sale!"

When my nephew was really young (still in diapers) everyone else was in the kitchen at my parent's house and only he and I were in the living room. He was sucking on a bottle and it dropped from his hands. He bent down to pick it up and as he grabbed it it slipped from his fingers again. He looked at it and said "Fuck it" and walked away. I tried so hard not to laugh, but when he left the room I died.

My sister was a bit embarrassed when I told her the story.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 07:42 PM
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8. that's funny! -- i was about your age --
and learned it from a ''johnny fuckerfaster'' joke.

my friend had 'splain it all to me.

he was a little older.
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