Midlo is threatening to come visit me and bring her 3 kids with her...

LynneSin

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Mon Oct-22-07 09:36 AM
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Midlo is threatening to come visit me and bring her 3 kids with her...

what are some age appropriate manual labor tasks that I could assign for each of her kids. I could use someone to take care of yardwork, moving boxes down to my basement and some general housekeeping. I figured if she brings the kids might as well make them earn their keep while Midlo visits

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flvegan

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Mon Oct-22-07 09:37 AM
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1. Mass garment production?

You DO have a basement, you know.

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-22-07 09:38 AM
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2. Actually I have a basement WITH a wine press

Perhaps I could put them to work with bottling wine for me. And the little ones can do the smashing of the grapes. Rumor has it that Midlo is a drunk so might as well take advantage of the free labor

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flvegan

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Mon Oct-22-07 09:47 AM
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4. I'll take 2 cases.

Put the Midlet wine in a box with a straw, and you know she'll look the other way.

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Oct-22-07 09:57 AM
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7. I AM NOT!!!!!

Enjoying a few glasses with friends does not constitute a drunk you freak. How could I possibly take care of these kids if I didn't drink? Wait, that came out wrong.

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-22-07 11:39 AM
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8. Talk about a Freudian slip

:rofl:

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Gormy Cuss

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Mon Oct-22-07 09:45 AM
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3. TeenMidlo should be able to help with any task that only requires one hand

because the other one will be holding her cellphone. BoyMidlo will enjoy playing "kick the box to the basement" and BablyMidlo will let the cats out for you.

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lost-in-nj

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Mon Oct-22-07 09:49 AM
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5. I hope Matcom

doesn't live by you.......
If he does don't let him know they are coming.......

oh and I think yard work is the best.....
all the stuff you don't want to do....

bagging leaves, pulling weeds.....
blah

lost

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Oct-22-07 09:55 AM
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6. If you can figure out how to get them to do any manual labor at all,

I will pay you. A lot. They're essentially ornamental.

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jakefrep

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Mon Oct-22-07 01:00 PM
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9. Send them on a field trip to the wine shop

Failing that, have them rake leaves.

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-22-07 01:28 PM
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10. Have you seen the wine stores in Delaware - they're major warehouses

We might not see Midlo's kids for a few weeks if we send them there

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jakefrep

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Mon Oct-22-07 01:41 PM
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11. Then Delaware sounds like a place I'd like to visit.

:woohoo:

(but we wouldn't want Midlo's kids to get lost, of course)

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madinmaryland

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Mon Oct-22-07 02:15 PM
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12. You could have the man the toll booths.

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jakefrep

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Mon Oct-22-07 02:21 PM
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13. The kids would be perfect...

for the one at the end of her driveway.

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-22-07 02:27 PM
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15. That's New Jersey with tollbooths at the end of your driveway

I do not have a driveway

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-22-07 02:26 PM
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14. who is the man

Geez, must be some dumbass from Maryland with that typo

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madinmaryland

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Mon Oct-22-07 02:41 PM
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17. Oh, sorry. I guess it will be women in the toll booths

at the end of the driveway!

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sasquatch

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Mon Oct-22-07 02:32 PM
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16. Buy a cattle prod!

:hide:

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sasquatch

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Mon Oct-22-07 02:50 PM
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18. All right, here's your game plan

Buy about 4 boxes of boxed wine and just feed her one. While she's distracted with her spacebag place teen midlo in a straightjacket and lock her away from your wine coolers. Place shock collars around BoyMidlo and BabyMidlo and folrce them to do your housework.

Problem Solved.

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Oct-22-07 03:19 PM
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19. If you think a shock collar will stop BoyMidlo, you are dumber than you look.

:hide:

He's unstoppable.

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-22-07 03:21 PM
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20. Perhaps tasering might help the kid out

LynneSin-->>

<<--boymidlo

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Oct-22-07 03:22 PM
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21. Nice. Tasering A CHILD!!!! And you call yourself a progressive.

Poor BoyMidlo He's so cute, too. :cry:

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-22-07 03:23 PM
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22. I also have no problem showing people my receipts AND....

if you come to visit I'm taking you to Olive Garden

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sasquatch

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Mon Oct-22-07 06:21 PM
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23. But he's a Virginian so we'll look the other way

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sasquatch

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Mon Oct-22-07 06:22 PM
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24. You don't know how I look

:spank:
Take that!

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matcom

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Mon Oct-22-07 06:37 PM
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25. my GAWD

Breeders :eyes:

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sasquatch

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Mon Oct-22-07 07:33 PM
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26. Lemme guess, your looking for directions to LynneSin's, change for tolls &

Edited on Mon Oct-22-07 07:34 PM by sasquatch

an ALDI to buy winecoolers from?

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Oct-22-07 08:25 PM
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27. my GAWD

fuckers. :P

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