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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 05:19 PM Original message |
Why does God hate us? |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
1. That's okay. His son thinks you're cool. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 05:22 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. God once told me to get off his lawn |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 05:23 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. That's cause your dog was crapping on it |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 05:24 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. the dog was sleeping inside at the time |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
5. Because he's a vengeful old prick |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 07:10 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Possibly. n/t |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
7. No, it's because She hangs out in GD |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
8. For our freedoms. - n/t |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
9. It's because Kitchenwitch loves us |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-23-07 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
10. We masturbate too much and it makes him cry. |
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