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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 07:44 PM
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I'm a horrible person.
Usually if I ask for something in prayer, it's for someone to become healthy, or for understanding to enlighten someone's life.

Today, for the first time in my life, I prayed that God would smite someone...albeit in the spirit of making the world a better place. My frustration is profound, that it would make me stoop to such a wish.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 07:45 PM
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1. Smiting is sooo 3rd-century. Pray for drubbing or pugilism.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 07:48 PM
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2. I was hoping for lightening bolts.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 08:09 PM
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3. The nice thing about technology is that we can make our own now. :)
Taser 'em and let god sort them out afterwards.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 08:23 PM
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4. Lightning bolts are good, or a nice meteor strike.
Whomever it is that frustrates you, may he or she be frustrated twice over! :hug:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 08:26 PM
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6. There's some small comfort in knowing that I'm not alone in my frustration
with these people. And yet, it's the magnitude of their heinousness that makes me so hate-filled...if you know what I mean. ;-)

Yes, a meteor strike, strategically placed so that innocent people would not be injured would be perfect.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 08:23 PM
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5. me too
I smite many!!!!

:shrug:


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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 08:28 PM
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7. Millipede offers pretty good temp relief.
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