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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 02:37 PM Original message |
The stupidist thing anyone ever said to me |
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snooper2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
1. stupidist isn't a word |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 02:52 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Stupid, Stupider, Stupidest, Superstooperdooperpooperist |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 06:21 PM Response to Reply #1 |
21. Most republicans are stupidists... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 11:49 PM Response to Reply #1 |
41. Stupidists worship Stupid. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
2. It's going to take a while to think of the most stupid thing. |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
3. "You see, you'll never be on the cover of Time." |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 02:55 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Yeah, but what about |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 10:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
66. PLEASE tell me how you responded to that. |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
77. so you're saying |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
87. Alas, she was WRONG |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-26-07 12:45 AM Response to Reply #3 |
101. If Hitler could make it, why not you! |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
5. "This Windows thing will never catch on." |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
7. That reminds me of a neat trick I learned for MS Word: |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. I was working as a cinematographer on a really crappy low budget movie |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 09:09 PM Response to Reply #8 |
31. Now that's |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
9. From my mom |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:38 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Your mother |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 11:17 PM Response to Reply #11 |
39. I can still remember her exact words: |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:58 AM Response to Reply #9 |
76. to be fair |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
10. "If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:49 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. I saw that Lewis Black bit, but since my fiancee went to college on an equestrian team scholarship.. |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 09:10 PM Response to Reply #10 |
32. Were you talking to |
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spacelady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:40 AM Response to Reply #10 |
44. You beat me to it! n/t |
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nadine_mn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:53 PM Response to Reply #10 |
92. now I need to go to IHOP |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
12. In the exam room stripped down to earrings, wrist watch and |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
13. In a reply to a support email many years ago |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:16 PM Response to Reply #13 |
78. That's Management for you! |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
14. I was riding an elevator in the Benson Hotel in Portland about 10 years ago... |
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MikeH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
15. From my dad |
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Mira (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 08:49 AM Response to Reply #15 |
55. A SCHOOL TEACHER - after learning I'm an immigrant |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
17. "Will you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded bride?" What an idiot minister! |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:04 AM Response to Reply #17 |
68. People have actually said no to that one. |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
18. Real one: I was 16, Ronnie was running for President. |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 09:15 PM Response to Reply #18 |
33. Now that is funny |
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SeussTree (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
19. If I change "90 feet" to "10 meters", does it still make grammatical sense? |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 09:03 PM Response to Reply #19 |
29. Should have told him sure |
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SeussTree (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 10:22 PM Response to Reply #29 |
36. I might have, if it was internal... |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
20. When I was little I had an aunt who was single and |
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prole_for_peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 07:23 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. my dad said that most of the nutrition was in the crust |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 09:18 PM Response to Reply #20 |
34. Not only that but |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 10:00 AM Response to Reply #20 |
61. I was told |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:44 PM Response to Reply #61 |
91. My great grandma said it would give us blonde hair. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
22. Well, one day I was at work at about 6 am |
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SeussTree (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 10:51 PM Response to Reply #22 |
37. That reminds me, I used to live in Europe and invariably when waiting in line, |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 10:02 AM Response to Reply #22 |
62. Never hurts to ask |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #22 |
79. I had a kind of similar experience, no words involved |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
24. My freeper BIL... |
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stanwyck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
25. My neighbor saying she "wanted to go to Iraq" |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 09:05 PM Response to Reply #25 |
30. I don't know |
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stanwyck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 09:42 AM Response to Reply #30 |
59. Yes. |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 08:27 AM Response to Reply #25 |
53. I don't think it was meaningless. She wanted to get credit for being willing to go, when she knew |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:27 PM Response to Reply #25 |
80. Did you offer to pay her way? |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
26. I was working the Big Four lounge during the Calgary Stampede |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
27. By my husband... (shhhh don't tell.) |
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MissB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:16 PM Response to Reply #27 |
86. Bwahahahahahaha |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-26-07 12:49 AM Response to Reply #27 |
102. That isn't a real question. It's a hint that he'd like you to fetch some for him |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-26-07 11:28 AM Response to Reply #102 |
105. He does act |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
28. My ex-mother-in-law had a couple of good ones: |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
35. It wasn't stupid at the time, |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
38. I had a gem of a student once. At least he brightened my day. |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-24-07 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
40. Me? Having an affair? I've never even heard that woman's name before!!!" |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
42. "Are you pregnant?" , a stranger asked me. |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 08:18 AM Response to Reply #42 |
51. As Dave Barry once said |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:24 AM Response to Original message |
43. "Is the Moon the Sun at night?" |
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Maccagirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:52 AM Response to Original message |
45. Someone asked me "Have you always been this short?" |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:04 AM Response to Original message |
46. working in a bookstore |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 06:31 AM Response to Original message |
47. My first husband, dealing with the fact that the |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 06:59 AM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner. n/t |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 10:16 AM Response to Reply #47 |
63. That is one of the funniest things I've heard........ |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:35 PM Response to Reply #47 |
81. Was he doing this too? |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 01:20 PM Response to Reply #81 |
84. No video cameras in those days. |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
49. First day in an american high school (Oregon) after moving down |
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Perry Logan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
50. "Are you ready to rock?" |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
52. Bush/Cheney '04 |
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displacedtexan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
54. Why God made people different colors... |
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wicket (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
56. A guy in high school told me ice cubes freeze faster when made with hot water |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-26-07 12:40 AM Response to Reply #56 |
99. Actually, that is true *sometimes* -- (link) |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
57. Just last week, I heard the stupidest thing anyone has ever said |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
58. My first grade reading teacher told me that I would have to write with my blood |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
60. "Tony Blair? Doesn't he play for the Minnesota Vikings?" |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:40 PM Response to Reply #60 |
83. They were probably thinking of Matt Blair |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
64. This happened to a friend of mine, but it's worth repeating. Definitely stupidest thing I've heard.. |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
65. When I was a teenager I worked at a pizza place, and |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-26-07 12:44 AM Response to Reply #65 |
100. Maybe they're planning to split it with someone? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-26-07 12:52 AM Response to Reply #100 |
103. Just what I was about to say. |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-26-07 11:24 AM Response to Reply #100 |
104. You should have seen the faces on some of these people when |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
67. Okay one more |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:34 PM Response to Reply #67 |
89. You have to change in your money, too... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
69. My wife and I were wandering around Boston a few years ago. |
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Downtown Hound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
70. In high school I briefly worked in a paint store |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 12:38 PM Response to Reply #70 |
82. Nice going |
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Downtown Hound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 01:58 PM Response to Reply #82 |
85. I actually thought about charging him for four separate quarts |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
71. I can't recall the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
72. I was working on a refuge in northern MO, and people wanted to see penguins |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
73. I twas recently... |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
74. "we're fighting in Iraq because they hate our freedoms!" |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
75. This thread is great! Okay, working at my old record store... |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:57 PM Response to Reply #75 |
93. I was on the other side of one of those, heh. I asked for the CD's of "that |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
88. Stupidiest thing ever said to me - when some asshole said "Vote Rick Santorum" back in 1994 |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
90. "Where over [in Iraq] fighting for freedom!" |
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ceile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
94. "Do you ride horses to school?" |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
95. 'Why, Buffalo wings taste just like chicken!" |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
96. "Please let me know if you don't receive this e-mail." |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
97. "Are there places to ski close to Denver?" |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-25-07 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
98. Not said to me but |
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