God help me, I just can't quit looking at Carrot Top's titties

racaulk

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Thu Oct-25-07 06:31 PM
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God help me, I just can't quit looking at Carrot Top's titties

Made ya look! :P

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Bucky

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Thu Oct-25-07 06:35 PM
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1. No you didn't.

Sometimes I'm smart enough to know to click with my eyes closed.

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QueenOfCalifornia

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Thu Oct-25-07 06:36 PM
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2. But I looked

and Recommended.

Just because I love the Carrot Top Threads.

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racaulk

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Thu Oct-25-07 06:44 PM
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4. Thanks!

It's not often that one gets a rec for a Lounge thread!

And I get a kick out of the Carrot Top threads too. :)

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racaulk

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Thu Oct-25-07 06:37 PM
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3. Ha!

You know your thread was screaming for a copycat! I couldn't help myself! :hi:

:spank:

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Deja Q

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Thu Oct-25-07 06:50 PM
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5. Repeat after me:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IndianaJones

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Thu Oct-25-07 06:51 PM
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6. he's awesome. thanks. nt.

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ruiner4u

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Thu Oct-25-07 07:23 PM
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7. id hit that...

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Bucky

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Thu Oct-25-07 07:24 PM
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8. And I'd loan you the cement truck to do it with

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Thu Oct-25-07 07:26 PM
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9. I thought it said Carrot Top's kitties...

I need to see more R rated movies.

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flvegan

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Thu Oct-25-07 07:31 PM
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10. 30's? What a pussy.

Hey, C to tha T-O-P, quick question? Why at such a vascular shred don't you have any abs? I mean even with the obvious stomach vac you're doing, you still got nothing.

Oh, right. You're a sternum up lifter. Looks like a tad of gyno in the left one too, bro. Note to you: use an estrogen blocker from now on. Thank me later. I'll send you a bill.

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racaulk

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Thu Oct-25-07 08:01 PM
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11. Wow!

You are soooooo right about his abs, I hadn't noticed that before. If he's supposed to be so muscular and trim, a 6-pack (or an 8-pack) should be pretty damned noticeable. Looks like he's been doing too many arm, chest, and shoulder exercises and not nearly enough ab work!

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flvegan

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Thu Oct-25-07 08:25 PM
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12. Notice you never see him showcase anything waist down?

He's got no wheels, either. He's a sternum up lifter.

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Deja Q

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Thu Oct-25-07 08:26 PM
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13. Indeed. Gary Coleman would be exponentially bigger, I should think...

So would Arnold S., but he took steroids so maybe we will never know...

:hide:

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QueenOfCalifornia

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Thu Oct-25-07 09:03 PM
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14. No wheels?

Does he slide instead of roll?

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flvegan

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Thu Oct-25-07 10:43 PM
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15. No wheels meaning his legs are for shit.

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racaulk

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Fri Oct-26-07 09:56 AM
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16. kick

Just because... :evilgrin:

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Dr. Strange

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Fri Oct-26-07 11:36 AM
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17. That reminds me of a funny story:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "Do ya'll think I can kick Carrot Top's ass?"

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racaulk

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:01 PM
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18. You jerk!

:rofl:

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