Drop kick me Jesus, through the goal post of life.

KitchenWitch

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:20 PM
Original message

Drop kick me Jesus, through the goal post of life.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

NMDemDist2

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:22 PM
Response to Original message

1. I thought that had already happened to you

about 23 years ago

:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

KitchenWitch

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:23 PM
Response to Reply #1

3. LOL

That is about the size of it!

:7

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

CaliforniaPeggy

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:22 PM
Response to Original message

2. I'm sure he'd be happy to, my dear KW!

Now, what's this all about?

:shrug:

:hi:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

KitchenWitch

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:24 PM
Response to Reply #2

5. It is the tune that comes to mind when folks start talking about country music.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

CaliforniaPeggy

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:25 PM
Response to Reply #5

8. Thanks!

My education continues!

:blush:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SPKrazy

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:24 PM
Response to Original message

4. if he won't i will

:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

KitchenWitch

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:24 PM
Response to Reply #4

6. ...

:spank::spank:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SPKrazy

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:25 PM
Response to Reply #6

9. bring it sista!

:grr:

:rofl:

;)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Droopy

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:25 PM
Response to Original message

7. Holy Beloved Father

Please bless me with an endless supply of beer, chicks, and money. Amen.

That's what I prayed for when forced to go to church as a teenager. I've come to the conclusion that God does not exist because I do not have an endless supply of beer, chicks, and money.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

KitchenWitch

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:28 PM
Response to Reply #7

10. *chuckle*

:yourock:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

sarge43

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:29 PM
Response to Original message

11. I don't care if it rains or freezes as long as I have my plastic

Jesus sitting on the dash board of my car.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

KitchenWitch

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:30 PM
Response to Reply #11

14. ...

:woohoo:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

liberaltrucker

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:29 PM
Response to Original message

12. He did-my ass still hurts!

:rofl:

:hi:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

KitchenWitch

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:30 PM
Response to Reply #12

13. Ah, he did not use the fuzzy slippers for you!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

liberaltrucker

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:34 PM
Response to Reply #13

15. Shit, I forgot to mention that in the prayer

My bad.

:banghead:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

krispos42

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:35 PM
Response to Original message

16. gwbush.com

That is where I first heard that song, during the 2000 campaign.

The Right Wing made SUCH a fuss over it that the guy's internet traffic increased by like three orders of magnitude!

It was a great site... has Bush's banner up at the top with a white powdery mustache

"Bush: Born with a silver spoon up his nose" was the motto, IIRC

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

liberaltrucker

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:37 PM
Response to Original message

17. Ask and ye shall receive

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

:rofl:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

KitchenWitch

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Oct-28-07 07:40 PM
Response to Reply #17

18. I knew I could count on you, brother!

:rofl:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Thu May 16th 2024, 01:21 AM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.