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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 11:09 AM
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A damn funny joke that might not work in text.
JOKESTER: Ask me why I'm so funny.

VICTIM: Why are you so--

JOKESTER: Timing.


Might not work on-screen, but it's hysterical in person. Try it immediately!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 11:10 AM
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1. Damn dial-up!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 11:11 AM
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2. Worked for me.
:rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 11:22 AM
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3. It would never work for me....
too self-effacing;-) My perfect is timing (my syntax is my problem)
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 11:58 AM
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4. my timing is digital
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 12:13 PM
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7. Wow, was that a terrible episode
The only good thing about it was the fact that it AFAIK it was the first time that Star Trek explicitly distinguished between lasers and phasers.

Other than that? Stinkeroo!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 12:53 PM
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8. I agree
that was a bad episode....but I did like that joke
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 12:56 PM
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9. Agreed right back at you
Funny-ish in the episode, but quite well-played here.

Bravo!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 12:02 PM
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5. here's another:
Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interrupti-

- Moo
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 12:04 PM
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6. !!
:rofl:
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