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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 03:58 PM
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Repeat after me: baby carrots are NOT suppositories
Not a mistake you're apt to make twice.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 03:59 PM
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1. Neither are eggplants.
:shrug:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 03:59 PM
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2. Vitamin C won't make your brown eye see
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:00 PM
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3. why, in the name of cheese, did i click on this thread?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:03 PM
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7. The question is how can some people NOT click on it?
It's a pressing issue confronting today's modern society.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:00 PM
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4. Try pineapples.
:hide:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:01 PM
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5. SOME of us won't make that mistake the first time.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:02 PM
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6. Never say never
Only a fool or a mathematician deals in absolutes.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:05 PM
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8. Call me a mathematician if you want.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:06 PM
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9. I couldn't do that
I hardly know you.
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:13 PM
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10. "Only a fool or a mathematician deals in absolutes"
Isn't that kind of...absolute?

:P
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:15 PM
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12. Absolutely not.
I mean...


Doh!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:13 PM
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11. PHew!
Just in the nick of time!
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:24 PM
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14. And people say the Lounge isn't important
:)
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:21 PM
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13. I would hope everyone knows
that the adult carrots are not only better, but they have those leafy handles on them. Seems like a no-brainer to me.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:24 PM
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15. Then who's with me in a class-action lawsuit...
...against Big Baby Carrot?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:43 PM
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16. Long overdue, if you ask me
BBC has been due for come-uppance for years!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:45 PM
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17. You're right.
Always use regular carrots.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:47 PM
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18. If someone were to use a carrot as a suppository.....
What would happen to it?
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