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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:43 AM
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I've got a problem with my Jack Russell Terrier
Edited on Wed Nov-07-07 12:48 AM by Richardo
She's lying right beside me, facing my feet, and whatever she ate today is coming out in the form of methane pulses, once every few minutes.

It does not help that there's a fan at the foot of the bed, either. x(

Said JRT:

Sure, she looks cute here, but I was upwind at the time.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:44 AM
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1. she has the name Jack, what do you expect?...... nt
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:48 AM
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2. At least you're not Hooperman.
John Ritter starred in a comedy show on tv in the late 80s called Hooperman. He had a JR terrier named Bijoux who had a TERRIBLE gas problem. This is the one and only thing I remember about the show. Go figure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooperman

http://hooperman.tvheaven.com/
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Zoigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:07 AM
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3. Try giving her some acidophilus
Works on my hounds. p
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:11 AM
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4. giving acid is a good idea
wait, I reread the post, and have to amend mine to say.............

the same.

Forget the "ophilus"
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 03:35 AM
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5. you want I should kick some Jack Russell ass or Richardo ass?
Edited on Wed Nov-07-07 03:35 AM by Skittles
you choose
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 05:12 AM
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6. Pee-yoo!
Didn't I tell you that she is plotting to kill you in your sleep? Death by methane! :)
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 06:54 AM
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7. Her nefarious plot revealed!
:D
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:12 AM
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8. Lily! Stop that!
Fargo sends his regards and says "Keep up the good work, eh? Woof!" :pawsup:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:14 AM
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9. I share your pain...
my guy is genetically gassy. There's nothing quite like the noxious odor of dawg-farts.

But he's cute, and he puts up with my farts with no complaint, so I cut him a break.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:16 AM
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10. The main problem with JRTs: there is no "off" switch.
Cute little guys, but they are the triple espresso of pooches!

mikey_the_rat
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:17 AM
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11. no kidding!
I babysat one once for a week. It was unbelievable.

I'd look up to see my dog walking through the house with a Jack Russell puppy attached to his neck.
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