NeoCon Theme Park Needs Ideas and Help

In my search to make ends meet in this vibrant economy, I came across a great idea. I need some help.
How about a torture theme park. Designed like Club Gitmo, it would be safely tucked away in Central Florida. NeoCons with a deep interest in torture could come for a week and receive the same humane treatment all non-combatant prisoners receive.

Water boarding until they denounce Bush/Cheney. Humiliation and insults. Electric genital stimulation. Canine attacks. Chinese water torture. Head slapping. Religious insults. Defacing of Bush posters right in front of them. Dipping in stem cells.(we would use cow stem cells)

The exciting part would be some guests would be kept for undetermined lengths of time.

I need: A large barn with stalls for accommodations. An electrician for safe electric stimulation. Water boarding expert. Volunteers for beatings and humiliation. Plus, if you have any ideas, I'd be happy to include them.

Thank you for help

:sarcasm:

Who would do the buggering?

How about the bathroom-stall toe-tapping contest? Widest stance wins the prize. The catch: the loser determines what the prize will be... B-)

I envision a theme park something like the one in "Tommy" with the Who. Calliope music and a torture to satisfy evey Neocon. There will be a special ride dedicated to Karl Rove and Scooter..ah something to do with scraping skin off.

We'll need volunteers and interns and really dark, moody types.