So I'm on the bus yesterday..

And because I take the very famous Austin L1, it is never boring.

However, sometimes, people just want peace and quiet. Even in the afternoon on the way home from a long day at work.

Because the L1 goes right past UT, many a student gets on there.

Well, yesterday, this dimwitted twit gets on and she is blathering on and on into her cell phone. The whole bus is playing audience to this inconsiderate boobs very very bizarre life. To much information is being polite. There were things she was spewing out, that would make brittney spears blush.

So anyway, a few stops later, a homeless guy gets on.

He has a few sheets in the wind, plops down in his seat. I watch him out of the corner of my eye just in case. I'm a little on the defense after one homeless guy treated us to a striptease and threw his very smelling disgusting clothes everywhere. But that's for another time.

Anyway, so this woman is blathering on and on very loudly. No one is saying anything and from the looks on everyones face, we are all just forced to deal with it.

The homeless guy will have none of this. First he starts off in a normal voice, talking to himself.
"why doesn't she shut up...".

I took this as harmless ramblings.

Then he got a little louder, "I HATE when people talk about nothing!"

There was a gentle sweep of unease through the people on the bus. The air was electric with anticipation.

at this point, the blatherer was on full power and cranked to full volume.

The homeless guy finally says, "I can't take it anymore!" He turns around and shouts out across the entire length of the bus (he was in the front, she was in the very back) "SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR GODDAMN VOICE IS LIKE A FUCKING ICE PICK IN MY HEAD! GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE NOW, OR I'M GOING TO THROW IT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW".

Like a deer in the headlights she stopped cold and flipped her phone shut.

You could hear a pin drop. He plopped back down and everyone started cracking up and applauding. LOL

I love riding the L1

awesome, that guy deserves some cred for that.

I'd love to see that exchange on YouTube.:rofl: