I must have the smallest Junk in the lounge!!! maybe even in the world!!

Guava Jelly

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Wed Nov-07-07 06:57 PM
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I must have the smallest Junk in the lounge!!! maybe even in the world!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junk_(ship)
A junk is a Chinese sailing vessel. The English name comes from Javanese djong (Malay: adjong), meaning 'ship' or 'large vessel'.<1> Junks were originally developed during the Han Dynasty (220 BC�200 AD) and further evolved to represent one of the most successful ship types in history. This article is about the history of Junks. For modern developments and sailing technique see Junk Rig.

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LeftyMom

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Wed Nov-07-07 06:58 PM
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1. Oh, I figured this meant you'd bought a Ford Excursion with a lift kit. nt

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MrCoffee

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Wed Nov-07-07 06:59 PM
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2. you don't like my ride?

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LeftyMom

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:00 PM
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4. You didn't get a picture with the rims on yet?

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MrCoffee

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:02 PM
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5. my spinnerz are on special order

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ContraBass Black

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:15 PM
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8. That won't help. You need one of these.

Edited on Wed Nov-07-07 07:17 PM by ContraBass Black

(International CXT)

Yes, that's a mid-full size Mercedes E-Class sedan next to it.

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Ptah

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:20 PM
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9. Meh.

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Guava Jelly

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:00 PM
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3. Well duh??

What else could i have meant?
:eyes: :hi:

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Parche

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:07 PM
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6. MY JUNK IS BIGGER THEN YOUR JUNK

:P :P :P

:hi:

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Guava Jelly

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:10 PM
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7. It's not the size of your Junk it's how you sail it cap'n

Too bad i can't sail to save my @$$.:silly: :hi:

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JVS

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:20 PM
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10. For some reason I thought this would be a Danny Bonaduce thread

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Guava Jelly

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:25 PM
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11. Wierd

I mean he has a small Wee Wee and all but how does a Chinese ship make you think of genitalia? :silly: :dunce:

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Hobarticus

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:27 PM
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12. Apparently she admires his junk.

Me, not so much.

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Guava Jelly

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Wed Nov-07-07 07:30 PM
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13. I just noticed he is grabbing the sword handle in a suggestive way

Maybe she is disgusted or even intrigued :silly:

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