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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:48 AM Original message |
I need some medical advice, quick! |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
1. dammit, Orrex, i'm a doctor, not a miracle worker! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:16 AM Response to Reply #1 |
25. Darn it. And I was just about to ask you to give Helen Keller a message for me |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
2. Put aloe leaves in your shorts and that rash will clear up in no time! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:07 AM Response to Reply #2 |
14. Timely! |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:08 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. You have no idea! |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
3. Breathe. Blink. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:07 AM Response to Reply #3 |
13. Something's wrong |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:27 AM Response to Reply #13 |
33. Somebody probably just turned off the lights. You'll be fine. |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
4. baking soda or robutussin. if you've got an ill, one of these will cure ya |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:08 AM Response to Reply #4 |
15. I used robot-tussin when my android had a cold |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
5. Try using an athletic suppporter |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:09 AM Response to Reply #5 |
17. In God we Truss? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
6. I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:11 AM Response to Reply #6 |
20. Usually people play doctor in the privacy of their homes |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
7. feed a cold |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:13 AM Response to Reply #7 |
23. Feed breasts! |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
8. "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice:" |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:12 AM Response to Reply #8 |
21. That actually works in most situations |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
9. Windex. n/t |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:09 AM Response to Reply #9 |
18. I was just about to take off my clothes and run around |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:29 AM Response to Reply #18 |
35. It's a kind of a panacea; I saw it in a movie once. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
10. Here's some good advice to heed.... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:16 AM Response to Reply #10 |
24. Keeps getting funnier! |
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Breeze54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
11. Don't eat yellow snow! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:13 AM Response to Reply #11 |
22. Another mistake that most people won't make twice |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
12. No, it is not normal to hurt when you pee. n/t |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:10 AM Response to Reply #12 |
19. I hurt all the time |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
26. You have a terminal brain cloud Orrex. You have some time left. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:24 AM Response to Reply #26 |
29. How can I do that with the WGA strike going on? |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
27. Button up your overcoat, when the wind blows free. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:25 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Hey, I belong to no man, buddy. |
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Vanje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
28. Soak it |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:26 AM Response to Reply #28 |
31. Oh, I'm supposed to *soak* in that? |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
32. Just go to WebMD and do whatever the posters there tell you to do. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:27 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. So far so good, but... |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:35 AM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Costco. Duh. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
36. Take two of these and call me in the morning. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:51 AM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Good point--why should today be different from any other? |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
37. As the world's only living |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #37 |
40. Then you can have your brain back |
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Crabby Appleton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
41. take two placebos |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 01:53 PM Response to Reply #41 |
49. No way am I falling for that again |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
42. Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 01:53 PM Response to Reply #42 |
48. Something about that post sound dirty |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:40 PM Response to Reply #48 |
53. Here ya go! |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
43. Turn your head |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 01:52 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. That might upset the guy who sits next to me |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
44. Always remember, Men- |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
45. I prescribe a nice, bracing Fresca douche |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 01:52 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. The epitome of fizzy refreshment |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
50. Plastics, Orrex, Plastics |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
51. Stop doing it or you'll go blind. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:09 PM Response to Reply #51 |
59. If you use the same hand all the time, you only go blind in that eye |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
52. Okay.... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:11 PM Response to Reply #52 |
60. They x-rayed my head and found nothing |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 12:21 AM Response to Reply #60 |
69. Nope. Too easy. eom |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 12:30 AM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Sigh. Always a critic. How about: |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 12:38 AM Response to Reply #70 |
71. rim shot |
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Indi Guy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 02:18 AM Response to Reply #70 |
73. Larry Craig? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 05:42 AM Response to Reply #60 |
79. Well that explains that.... |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
54. Don't wear tampons for more than 8 hours a day, |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:06 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. I'll thank you not to tell me what I can or can't put in my nostrils |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:00 PM Response to Original message |
55. Stay away from hospitals if at all possible. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:07 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. How am I supposed to replenish my supply of scrubs? |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
58. Pills should always |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:14 PM Response to Reply #58 |
63. Usually I just load up on AquaDots |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
61. Drink yer juice! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:23 PM Response to Reply #61 |
66. Is "juice" a euphemism? |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
62. If your erection last more than four hours |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:20 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. Would it help if I just called you doctor? |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:21 PM Response to Original message |
65. Urinate on it to neutralize the toxins. nm |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-08-07 11:25 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. You always give that same advice, no matter what the question is. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 03:57 AM Response to Reply #67 |
77. Be fair- you asked me a hundred goddamn questions about the menu at that Olive Garden! |
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cuke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
68. Never eat anything larger than you head |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 01:55 AM Response to Original message |
72. Change your underwear |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 02:28 AM Response to Original message |
74. if you keep doing that, you'll go blind. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 03:58 AM Response to Reply #74 |
78. Ya gotta PACE yourself. |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 02:34 AM Response to Original message |
75. Whatever you do, DON'T. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 02:43 AM Response to Original message |
76. Oh, it's not the Brazillion joke! |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 05:53 AM Response to Original message |
80. If it's oozing |
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astral (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-10-07 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
81. Put the Lime in the Coconut and Call me in the Morning |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-10-07 01:51 PM Response to Reply #81 |
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