Could it be sexual harrassment if a guy asks a female co-worker to walk on his back?

yes yes, bring on the copy cats

anyway, she looks like the ideal weight to give my back a really good crack. but I like my job more than I hate my sore neck..


what say you?

...without the stilettos, what fun is it :shrug: :evilgrin:

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:D

break out the stilettos....and the fishnets and garters too :evilgrin:

I didn't want to ask when the skirt was on

no guts, no glory!!! :evilgrin:

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Barefoot... that's OK.

8 inch heels... not so good.

we women dig that

her when she got there?

the obvious choice is to take off your clothes and lay in her bed waiting for her because that's klassy. If you're shy and want to keep your clothes on, then you should stand quietly in the shower with the curtains closed. The element of surprise will make up for the fact that you're fully clothed.

I think I read that in The Rules or something.

DS1 should have something to protect himself with in the shower like a butcher knife.

Who knows what kind of terrorist might be lurking around? Obviously self protection is neccessary. We want DS1 to be romantic, not crazy!

men are like tile floors.....if you lay them right, you can walk all over them for the next 50 years. So with that in mind, I'd say yes, stilettos optional.

Hmmmm :hi:

then I'm almost certain it's gonna be viewed as harassment of some sort.

Might be better off finding a smallish guy. One who isn't gay, or that could go the harrassment route, too.

I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went
He said "Let's make love on a mountain top
Under the stars on a big hard rock"
I said "In these shoes?
I don't think so"
I said "Honey, let's do it here."So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He said "I've got as powerful horse outside
Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
I know a little place, we can get there for the break of day."
I said "In these shoes?
No way, Jose"
I said "Honey, let's stay right here."

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo
(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse)
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo
(But the way she dances, it's a scandal)

Then I met an Englishman
"Oh" he said
"Won't you walk up and down my spine,
It makes me feel strangely alive."
I said "In these shoes?
I doubt you'd survive."
I said "Honey, let's do it.
Let's stay right here."

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo
(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse)
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo
(But the way she dances, it's a scandal)