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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 08:51 AM Original message |
So, I went to Red Lobster with a woman last night. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
1. If I were you I would keep THAT ONE close |
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Zuiderelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
2. !! |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
3. ooh! I love those cheesy biscuit thingies... |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
4. so, you see why that guy was stalking ... |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 09:40 AM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Cheddar Bay Biscuits are to die for |
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Evergreen Emerald (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
5. ohmygod! |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
6. It was all over campus that she's into the freaky shit. |
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Rabbit of Caerbannog (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
7. I think it's time for a discussion on |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 09:39 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Oh, I didn't know she was "questionable." That changes everything. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
10. If he plays with himself long enough to make a stain on the window |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 10:41 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. About to? |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
12. That's quite an evening |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
13. Hah. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
14. I know her! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:37 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. That would explain the sloshing noise. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:45 AM Response to Reply #14 |
24. yeah, she must have slipped her collar!!!1!ONE1! |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
16. Wow. Sounds "kinkish." |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
17. is your name "Sucka" |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
18. W:hat a delightful romantic story. |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
19. Did she have any of those cheese biscuits at her place? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:42 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. I didn't rummage through her cupboards. |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
21. It must feel great for you to know..... |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
22. Bad bad bad!!!! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:44 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Hi, sundog! |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:46 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Somehow I knew that was coming! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:47 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. That's what she said. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 12:13 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Hahaha!! You really are bad! |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
27. I was NOT playing with myself outside her window |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 12:25 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Tourette's syndrome, perchance, combined with jock itch???? |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 12:58 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Thank you for understanding SHIT COCK MOTHERFUCKER |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
30. Red Lobster? You fucking troll. |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 04:55 PM Response to Reply #30 |
37. Hey, I find him to be more trustworthy with TM than matcom |
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
32. Red Lobster???? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 02:29 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Red Lobster makes them take off their clothes. |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
34. .. |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
35. whoisalhedges is my idol |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-09-07 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
36. this sort of thing NEVER happens at the Olive Garden |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-12-07 08:03 AM Response to Reply #36 |
38. And if it did, one could defend oneself with the breadsticks. |
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