Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Hillary Clinton mugged me and stole the tip I had planned to give to the delivery guy

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:42 AM
Original message
Hillary Clinton mugged me and stole the tip I had planned to give to the delivery guy
Is no feat of cruelty beyond this vile harridan?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:42 AM
Response to Original message
1. That's IT - I'm voting for Mike Huckabee
:hide:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:46 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. Huckebee? Hell, I'm voting for Tom Tancredo!
That mugger was most certainly an illegal immigrant who was actually an Islamofascist bent on making Spanish the exclusive language of the United States.

The only appropriate response for this mugging is bombing Mecca and Medina. That is the only way they will learn!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:47 AM
Response to Original message
3. Dude, She actually ate Batbaby!


Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:02 AM
Response to Reply #3
5. I knew it! The monster must be stopped
Bring out the pitchforks and torches and let's storm the castle!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zuiderelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:47 PM
Response to Reply #3
16. Do you have any other pictures up your sleeve, or just that stupid one?
It's already tired.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:58 PM
Response to Reply #16
21. ..
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:48 AM
Response to Original message
4. My vote for Ron Paul will not be wasted!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:13 AM
Response to Original message
6. I have to say, politics aside,...
...I have always liked her personnally.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:41 AM
Response to Original message
7. ahh, so you're out a dime
You can't even make a phone call with one anymore...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:45 AM
Response to Original message
8. Dare you to post this in GD.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 11:26 AM
Response to Reply #8
9. Not as big an impact as I would have expected
It seems that the level of background "chatter" is already sufficiently high to drown out my otherwise unmissable wit and wisdom.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 11:32 AM
Response to Reply #9
10. Darn. I guess yesterday's Hillary wars tired them out.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:02 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. Whoops--now it's starting to take off a little
Edited on Fri Nov-09-07 12:03 PM by Orrex
Apparently I "come off like a real fucking asshole."

This pleases me, because I always try to be genuine. If I came across as a false fucking asshole, I'd be totally bummed out, so to speak.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:06 PM
Response to Reply #12
13. GD is like a good punk concert
When the music starts it takes a few seconds for the mosh pit to form. Builds slowly at first, just a couple folks...elbows and pushing. Next thing you know, you've gotta help pick someone up off the floor before they get stepped on.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:43 PM
Response to Reply #12
15. you might be a
"real fucking asshole" but hey, at least you aren't a "narrow minded, sociopathic dogmatic fundamentalist scientific pharma shill"....
PS- 200+ posts in MY big GD thread and not ONE word of wisdom from you? :P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:49 PM
Response to Reply #15
18. I happily recommended it when I first read it a few days back
But the bases seemed pretty well covered by that time, so there wasn't much left for me to contribute.

And you should wear the label "narrow minded sociopathic dogmatic fundamentalist scientific pharma shill" like a badge of honor, maybe replacing "scientific" with "scientistic."
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 11:37 AM
Response to Original message
11. She made me show her a receipt!
:cry:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 12:15 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. The fiend!
She probably tried to taser you, too!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:47 PM
Response to Reply #11
17. Taser the damn woman now
:grr:

:sarcasm:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:53 PM
Response to Reply #17
19. Before or after the waterboarding?
:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 01:57 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. Now, be reasonable
Let's let the Attorney General decide whether he's been instructed to characterize waterboarding as torture before we go advocating its use against campaign front-runners.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 03:19 PM
Response to Original message
22. Well, it was fun while it lasted
All good threads must come to a lock.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat May 11th 2024, 01:55 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC