Why Should GD Have All The Fun? I Declare A Lounge FLAME WAR!

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C'mon you COWARDS! FLAME AWAY!

Your mother was a Hampster and you Father Smelt of ELDERBERRIES!

:P

those GD folks don't know how to flame!

sheesh. F*CKING AMATEURES!!

BRING IT ON DAMMIT!!!

eom.

Damn it to hell!!!

:evil:

Because their "ass" moved to Washington DC.

:-)

:-)

You start a flame war just in time for me to go home from work! :grr:

Selfish bastard! :P

:P

Conclusive proof that Matcom's voting for Lieberman! :evilgrin:

THEM'S FIGHTING WORDS! :P

to the left!

Didn't you get the memo!?

What are you going to do, fart and light it?

you an amateure...what ever that is? Amateur maybe....amateure NEVER....you want a flame war....let's get on with it! :bounce: :evilgrin:

SUCKS BETTER THAN YOURS! :P :evilgrin:

Minz worst than yers! Fuk face! :silly:

declaring a "flame war" in the calm tranquility of the Lounge! Why, I oughta garrotte your sorry ass with the power cord to the vibrating pocket pussy for daring to violate the sanctity of this place!

you're so dumb you think being AWOL from the Texas National Guard is going to war!

refills cream donuts.

And your muddah swims after troopships.

:P

whatcha gonna do about it, flamewar-hater?

huh?

:nuke:

:nuke:

every flame in my daughter's chemistry lab at YOU!
AND I sentence you to a life next to her lab partner who breaks
no less than a testube a day. May you spend eternity picking
shards of glass from your shins and notebooks!
How dare you imply things about my furry mom and stenching dad?
I am so upset now that I am going to spend an hour in my cage running off
my vexations! How dare you say such things about my MOM!

My stepfather bred hamsters and they are adorable pets. I used to have a beautiful hammy who was grey with a big white band. She was a beautiful little critter who smelled wonderful! (Probably all the fresh pine shavings her cage was lined with).

And my grandmother made the best elderberry jelly. Every August my brother and I would help picked the berries from the wild elderberry plants on their property. I would have to say I prefer that over my standard strawberry jelly that's usually in my fridge.

So if you want to bust on Hamsters and Elderberries well then

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matcom farts....and out comes an idea

fbbttwf*uckwwbting fwbbwhhtamatfwbttwbures....

EVERYONE farts...and that is why matcom is so agreeable!!!

I'll have you know it's Hard WorK! :grr: :-)

I propsed this idea once, but received a cool response.

on the hood of my car! :evilgrin:

your ass that is not your hood :P

Mark a spot, you're all ASS!!!

your father was a smelt.

A Smelt??

now.... BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

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Smelt, common name for any of several species of marine and freshwater fish of the family Osmeridae of the northern hemisphere, characterized by the presence of a small adipose fin on the dorsal surface of the body, and by rather large scales, which readily fall off. The form is troutlike but much more slender ; the tail is larger in proportion to the body, and is more forked. Although rarely exceeding 15 cm (6 in) in length, the smelt is used extensively as food. A number of other families of fish are also known as smelts, such as the New Zealand smelts (Retro pinnidae), the southern smelts (Galaxiidae), and the deep-sea smelts (Bathylagidae).
Smelt are fished openly on most Eastern Canadian rivers during the winter when they are beneath the ice and the rivers are frozen sufficiently to support small fish huts. When the fish are running well a fisherman using only one hook on a line can easi ly take home a "catch" of anywhere between 70 and 150 smelt in a 6 to 7 hour period. The fishing of these quantities does not seem to decimate their stocks in any way.

provide me with Smelt-a-Nomics in the middle of a FLAME WAR!

i smelt a Smelt once and my thongs got tighter! what i REALLY like is Smelt Saki with a twist i tell ya!

dealt it.
pee-yew!

Who nuked a gay whale for Christ! So there! :P

it was "bi" :P

I'll just heat YOU up, baby!!

:loveya:

RELIGION!!! COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!! YAKS!!! THONGS!!!!!

Flame away...

I am offended that anyone on a progressive board would dare to say elderberries smelled.

I am going to hit alert.