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might be made for the females, which would be easily protected from
the dogs and their masters; but the nerve was forthcoming, and the
his rifle, he fancied that he heard a light footstep behind him.

I thought you were already a Rocket Scientist........:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

:hi: :P :rofl: I just need my Ph.D. in Nuclear Physics from these geniuses...:rofl:

Can I get a dual masters in locksmithing and VCR repair?

:P :hi: :rofl:

I won that international lottery that no one (least of all me) ever signs up for. Also I've been contacted by a guy who works for the Nigerian something-or-other. He guarantees me another $10 million.

I just have to send a little money to grease the skids and life will be good.

:7