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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:04 PM
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Can you hear your neighbors f***ing?
really lame copycat
:P
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:06 PM
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1. Flinging what?
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:07 PM
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2. flinging the spagetti against the wall to check
for doneness.
:shrug:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:08 PM
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5. That doesn't make too much noise
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:08 PM
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3. No, but I'd be impressed by farts of that magnitude.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:08 PM
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4. What? You think I am Walt Whitman?
http://www.bartleby.com/142/91.html
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:08 PM
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6. feeling??
:shrug:

no
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:09 PM
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7. Fueling?
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coffee_strong Donating Member (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:12 PM
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9. no fair
you got more reponses than I did, and my thread was serious. LOL
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:25 PM
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14. It also isn't fair that you can't move a post when you post it in the wrong place
Damn the injustice
Call your COngressman RIGHT FUCKING NOW and coMPLAIN ABout it.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:12 PM
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8. Oh yes.
When I had newlyweds living upstairs I would hear their bed banging against the wall frequently for long periods of time. They definitely had stamina. :)

Now, it's not my neighbors. It's my housemate and her boyfriend. And I hear a hell of a lot more than just the bed. :(
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:13 PM
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10. farking?
http://www.fark.com/
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:14 PM
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11. For the price I paid for that light-bulb bug, I'd better fucking hear and see them!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:16 PM
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12. N*
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CGowen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:19 PM
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13. I can hear them farming n/t
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:26 PM
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15. Nice post, Patsajak
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:28 PM
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16. I used to
When I lived in SF I’d smoke on my back porch and right next to it was my neighbor’s window and I’d hear them loud and clear all the time. The thing is they had to know I was there from the sound of my back door and me walking around plus the cigarette smoke going into their open window. So I’m betting they got even more aroused from knowing I was out there and I could hear them.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:31 PM
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17. Forking??
only when they can't get the peas....
then they swear...


lost
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cordelia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:35 PM
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18. Not now, but
I had an apartment in Salt Lake City many years ago with paper-thin walls. Every morning, at precisely 6:00, the alarm next door went off to Olivia Newton-John's "Physical". That got the neighbors to "doing it" loud and long.

One snowy Sunday afternoon, the next door neighbors AND the couple upstairs were having at it simultaneously. And there I was, all alone, listening to sex in an almost surreal stereo.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:36 PM
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19. With a loud enough sound system, you can fuck your neighbors' h**ring
Or a penis small enough, you can fuck your neighbor's ear**ng.
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:43 PM
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20. I used to be able to hear my downstairs neighbor
f***ing her boyfriend on the side in the afternoon while her live-in boyfriend was at work.

He was an asshole too, though, so we never told him about it.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 07:20 PM
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21. Yes, but I have to press my ear up against the wall
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 07:23 PM
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22. Furbying?
I hope not :scared:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:07 PM
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23. Fisting?
:hide:
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:11 PM
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24. ouch
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:14 PM
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25. Ben?
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:16 PM
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26. Yes! In my old condo, mentioned in the original thread.
Squeaka, squeaka, squeaka, squeaka, boom!

Yes, they fell out of bed. My ex and I were in hysterics for an hour, and it still brings back laughs.
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