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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:53 PM
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A short list of people who regularly flirt with me:
Waitresses
A very polite Nigerian businessman
Prostitutes
My wife
My hairstylist (her name is Carmen, and she likes to call me "Don José")
Crackheads
Realtors
Strippers
HEyHEY
Prisoners
Drunkards
Canadians that I met on summer vacation. (You wouldn't know her, but she's really REAL. Seriously!)
Used car salepersons

Oh yes, my friends....they all want a piece of "The Jay".


Thankfully, I only love my wife.





And strippers.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:54 PM
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1. Do you flirt with them?
:shrug:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:56 PM
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2. Only HEyHEY. He falls for it every time.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 08:30 PM
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3. No one flirts with me
Twenty years ago I looked eerily similar to Brad Pitt. But today I just look like the pits.

I am a dog who has had his day.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 08:46 PM
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4. I once read that no matter what, you are someone's fetish.
You just have to know how to hook up.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 08:50 PM
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5. Well, there's always that to look forward to, I suppose
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 08:57 PM
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6. I WILL KICK SOME CONCEITED BLUE-JAY ASS
yes INDEED
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:02 PM
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7. My list
no one in real life

*sigh*

:cry:

Now everyone is required to flirt shamelessly with me...

Well? Go on!

:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:39 PM
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8. So...what are you not wearing right now?
Blue-Jay and I have been the bestest pals since we first crossed paths here on DU, so he won't mind the threadjack.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:44 PM
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10. Everything.
;)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:47 PM
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13. So then you're comfy?
How about a massage?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:50 PM
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15. Yes, please...
:D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:51 PM
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17. I've got the oil heated to just the right temp.
Are the candles too much? With the cool breeze from the open windows, I know they flicker quite a bit.

More wine?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:56 PM
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19. My, my
You are very good at this...

:evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:00 PM
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20. I firmly believe that a woman's pleasure is more important than my own.
Yet, the pleasure I get from making her happy gives me a tiny feeling of guilt.

A woman should be treated as the goddess she is, and I'm just showing my appreciation for even being considered.

Excuse me while I put some more kindling in the fireplace. I don't want you to catch a chill, and...to be honest, the way the light from the fire dances in your eyes, has me at a loss for words.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:44 PM
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9. hey there BNL
flirt flirt flirt

:hug: :hug: :hug:

:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:45 PM
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11. Awww
I can always count on you!

:hug:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:46 PM
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12. it's your eyes
and the rest ya know

:evilgrin:

:hug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:47 PM
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14. I would but
I usually scare you off :P



;)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:50 PM
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16. LoL!
Well if you were chasing me with a meat cleaver, yeah!

:yoiks:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:56 PM
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18. I've tried
hugs!

Kisses!

Flattery!

and Licks!

I had to pick between cleavers or hot tubs, and I took my bath this week :P

:loveya:
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:01 PM
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21. Male prisoners or female prisoners?
And if they're male, just what have you been up to young man?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:10 PM
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22. Hmm... I think I haven't been doing my job... :P
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:28 PM
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23. I think I have some kind of pheremone that actually induces anti-flirting habits in those...
Who come within a 50km radius of me.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 11:09 PM
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24. You get off easy
I have to scrape my shoes every time I go inside anywhere, and it's very hard on the sole.
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