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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:19 AM
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ladies - what are your partners measurements?
approximately is okay!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:26 AM
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1. What are the specifics for which you ask?
:evilgrin:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:28 AM
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4. well...............
one can fill in the blanks for oneself!

I ask, you decide.

It's a free country, after all. Oh, wait....
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:30 AM
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5. You do realize he's going to interpret that as his bicep measurement, right?
:eyes:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:31 AM
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7. yep
:rofl:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:34 AM
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11. If you ever want to know the other, I accept bribes in cash, credit to pangea vegan store and
and donations in my name to the Kucinich campaign.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:41 AM
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14. That's just wrong.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:47 AM
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16. dennis could use the dough
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:27 AM
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2. More than suitable.
~Writer~
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:28 AM
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3. not telling. nt
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:31 AM
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6. All right... if you need some measurements...
This is an email I received today:

"Thank you for your business! I wanted to let you know that the change pads you ordered do not come in the 1/2 inch thick size. We can get you some that are 1 inch thick.
I don't think it will be a problem getting these filters into your 1/2 inch frame.
Please let us know if you would still like us to order you the pads (18 X 22 X 1)."

Believe me - I ORDERED THE LARGER SIZE. :evilgrin:
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:32 AM
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8. How would you react if gentemen were asked for their
partners' measurements?
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:33 AM
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10. I would say
39 - 29 1/2 - 41

simple.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:41 AM
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13. Gentlemen, would wisely and truthfully say:
"nothing short of absolute perfection, why?"

Gentlemen has teh smartz.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:43 AM
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15. great answer
:)
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:51 AM
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17. .
:loveya:
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cutlassmama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:33 AM
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9. 8" long, pretty thick, but I've never measure it around.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:35 AM
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12. that's one short arm
Edited on Wed Nov-14-07 02:36 AM by Perseid
sorry to hear that
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:59 AM
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18. Bah dum tish!
Ladies and germs, he's here all week. The tip jar's at the end of the piano.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 03:01 AM
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19. ow. that was so loud!
and she's here for some of the week. The tip jar remains in its usual place.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 03:06 AM
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20. Oops! There goes the old assume alarm again!
Maybe one day I won't have as much trouble with that anymore.

(That was a good gag twister, BTW!)
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cutlassmama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 08:53 PM
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23. no, it's his pen** length
:bounce:
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 03:19 AM
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21. from this then can we conclude..
...that length is more important than girth?
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 09:37 AM
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22. My dog weighs 48 lbs
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 09:14 PM
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24. DS1's vital statistics
Edited on Wed Nov-14-07 09:15 PM by SOteric
are more comparable to the T. Rex than to Danny Bonaduce. My cat weighs 17 3/4 pounds.
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