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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:24 AM
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What would Jesus do?
If he was really hungry at 130 am? I think he'd eat candy
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:25 AM
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1. Maybe, just maybe, Candy doesn't
want that to happen?
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:27 AM
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2. pev!
:silly:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 02:30 AM
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3. I am not a Pev!
nope
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 08:00 AM
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4. I think he would suck on a rock.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 08:06 AM
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5. Would it turn into candy?
:shrug:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 09:30 AM
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6. Nah, all he needs is some bread and some fish and he's set.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:25 AM
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9. couldn't he turn the bread and fish
into snickers and almond joys if he so desired.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:41 AM
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12. Even if he couldn't a little tapwater to wine and he'd be too drunk to care what he was eating.
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 09:57 AM
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7. the image of him eating left over trick or treat candy
and sloshing it down with some water turned into wine-is an image i had not thought of before...

which do you think he eats first--snickers, or almond joy.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:12 AM
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8. He'd appear on this pancake.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2278426&mesg_id=2278426
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:28 AM
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10. He couldn't have M&Ms or Reeses Pieces
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:30 AM
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11. he'd hit it and quit it. nt.
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