I'M CAN'T TELL, either

Hey Spud!

I refuse to believe you have a single eye! I really like recipes with you in it! FYI, I'm using my friend's stove right now because I'm not sure I want to burn myself on mine right now. Please respond to this Email address if you are interested in the best mashed potatoes you've ever ett: kate_mashed@byo.

I am one sweeeeeet potato, lemme tell ya, and am hard-bodied and very yummy-looking. I like doing all sorts of activities but especially being boiled, grated and sliced. (I'm better when hot). I like being cheesy and greasy at times. I used to frequent pubs often, but I always wound up getting smashed or fried! Tell me a little secret - like your Social Security # - and I won't judge. I'd like to find a nice, hot spud to date. Let's start slow, say, 20 minutes at 350, and see where things go. Btw, I'm looking for local men only - orange, white, russet, red, even if you're from Idaho - all races, all sizes preferred. That applies to you, right? I'm just visiting, so I'm can't tell.

See you soon, sweetheart.