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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 05:16 PM
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It's like two marbles and a belly-button
Edited on Wed Nov-14-07 05:23 PM by MonkeyFunk
thus said my nephew after his first night-time scuba dive in California waters.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 05:23 PM
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1. OH
I thought you were talking about
Danny Bonaduce

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

what does that mean anyway???
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 05:46 PM
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2. He was talking about how 45 minutes in ocean
off the California coast turned him into Danny Bonaduce.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 05:48 PM
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3. It was just a bit cold in those waters?
:scared:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 05:56 PM
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4. And a new pick-up line is born
"Wanna see my genitalia? It's like two marbles and a belly-button!"
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 09:28 PM
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5. I was listening to a Craig Shoemaker routine
Edited on Wed Nov-14-07 09:28 PM by MonkeyFunk
and he was talking about swimming at a nude beach and two women who recognized him came up to him and he described his junk as like "a button on a fur coat".
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