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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:39 PM
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I want to win a bet. Thank you for your assistance.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:41 PM
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1. What's the action?
Can I get in on it? I got paid for three jobs today... :evilgrin:
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:48 PM
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3. It's private, sorry.
:(

Maybe this will work:

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:52 PM
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6. Nah - ya gotta at least post a pic or make some lewd remark
I don't think the actual word will help.

I know! Make it a flame war abou sex! Think of a very inflammatory sexual topic and <poof> there ya go. :evilgrin:

Nice try, though :D
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:48 PM
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2. My dear ironflange...
If you're serious, then just hit the alert button in your post...

That will do it much more quickly...

:hi:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:49 PM
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4. What's all this then?
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:50 PM
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5. Silly boy
hope you get it anyway!!!!

:hi: :hi:

lost
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:52 PM
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7. you just guaranteed 500 posts
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:53 PM
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8. OK...I did it for you!
I alerted on your thread...

You can thank me later!
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 09:00 PM
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9. ibtl
:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 09:02 PM
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10. You're right.
That picture you sent me (with Hillary and Obama doing the chunky monkey) is guaranteed to bring you at least $100,000.

Call that editor right away!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 09:05 PM
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11. .
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 09:19 PM
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12. no way pip
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 10:07 PM
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13. Like Bender would say, now that the bomb has been defused,
Edited on Fri Nov-16-07 10:08 PM by HypnoToad
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

(does that help the ibtl query?)

:hide:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 10:15 PM
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14. A blumpy is a blowjob given to someone who is taking a dump.
That should help.
I'll roll out the donkey punching if the blumpy isn't enough.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 10:59 PM
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18. what about a pink sock?
you fucking pev
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:41 PM
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24. Donkey punching is punching the female partner in the back of the head
whilst taking said partner 'from behind,' so as to cause tightening of the muscles, and so it is said, increased pleasure.
it is also a good way of ensuring that you never get laid again. ever.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:47 PM
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26. I hear it also helps. . .
to yell out your former girlfriend's name.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:49 PM
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29. And who could forget the 'Dirty Sanchez'?
or 'munging'?
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 10:26 PM
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15. Sorry, folks, I've been out
Why is this thing still going, damn it? And I don't want to use pictures, that would be cheating, or else merely get the post deleted. Come on, someone, get locking! Please?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 10:30 PM
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16. Sorry, it does not work that way!
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 10:39 PM
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17. Hang on, I'll try pics after all
in


out


Repeat if necessary.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:13 PM
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19. Do you know what a Cleveland Steamer is?
There. That should help.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:19 PM
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21. No, I'll admit I didn't know
Thank you so much for the information. It's not hard to figure out the Cleveland connection.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:24 PM
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22. Thanks to Google, I now know what that is...
Now, how do I unlearn it?
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:38 PM
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23. ...
:rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:47 PM
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27. For the love of pooping on your partner!
I had to look it up, too. Was Wikipedia shitting me, or not?????

:puke:
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:53 PM
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31. Would Wikipedia lie to you?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:56 PM
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33. I don't mind too much if Wikipedia lies on me...
just so long as it doesn't start prairie dogging on me.

Oh wait, lie to me. That's different.

I should have read that a little more carefully.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 12:10 AM
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36. Shesh! Whattaya gotta do to get locked around here....
quote CaliforniaPeggy????

:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 12:17 AM
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37. Hey now! Let's not go crazy!
There could be kids reading this.

Let's try to keep this a mature discussion of erotic defecation.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 12:23 AM
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38. lol for some reason, this thread reminded me of The Aristocrats
All of those "normal" comedians suddenly just getting so filthy with that joke.

I could scatly believe my ears! :-)
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:55 PM
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32. Wikipedia is right on that subject.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:45 PM
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25. DO i ever? Are you offering?
:hi:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:50 PM
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30. It's not my thing.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:16 PM
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20. Here's a bunch of offensive language that should help
Hooters. Woo-hoos. Nuts.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:48 PM
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28. A thought just occurred to me
This is a good test of just how far you can push this sort of thing. :evilgrin:

I lost the bet, though. :evilfrown:

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 11:58 PM
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34. What exactly was the bet and who was it with?
I'm curious how far this test will go.

racaulk's a master at this sort of thing. Too bad he isn't here.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 12:07 AM
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35. Not all attention is good attention, ok? n/t
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