God, I love our local police report...

"A complainant reported a bus “started by itself” but they were unable to locate anyone and requested officers to check the area...."

"police reported running over a paint can, resulting in paint on the squad car."

"At 5:43 p.m. a complainant reported a light gray Ford truck was doing circle spins in Veterans Park and hit a light pole, goofing around with people in a white Sunfire."

"A complainant on Prospect Avenue reported a vehicle hit his house."

"A complainant reported a “slumper” at 2:22 a.m. at Cloquet Avenue and Highway 33."

"Police were sent to University and Moorhead at 1:02 a.m. where they dispatched a porcupine."

"Vandalism was reported in which a port-a-potty located at the Ulland Brothers pit had been tipped over and the window broken."

"A complainant on Birch Street reported an exotic bird on his porch. Animal control was contacted."

"At 4:04 p.m. a complainant on Big Lake Road reported there were two pigs in his yard."

"A complainant reported at 1:27 p.m. that a male and female with no clothes on were in a vehicle under the Highway 33 bridge"

You wanna read a police log? This one's quasi-famous:

Arcata Eye: The mildly objectionable weekly newspaper for Arcata, California.



An example:

If yelling and staring didn’t win you over, behold my falling down – September 25, 2007

6:53 p.m. Two men shared hearty draughts of thirst-quenching goodness from a container inside a paper bag at a Uniontown shopping center. The crafty concealment tactic didn’t necessarily deter suspicion though, and police were called. Shockingly, one bag-gulpateer turned out to be drunk, of all things, and went to the Pink House.

a few weeks ago, reading the Star Tribune I came across the police blotter section in which I read the following:

Police were contacted because a man in a chicken suit was stumbling down the side of the road, police arrived and called his MOM to give him a ride home.

You cant make this stuff up people...

:yoiks:

Why did he call the cops if they were already there?? :shrug:

:rofl:

:hide:

A police officer on a motorcycle slowed down and threw some schwag at the crowd, and I caught it: a carabiner that read "Join the CHP" on one side and "2007, the Year of the Pig" on the other.

:rofl: