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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 03:46 PM Original message |
MUST-HEAR audio clip: Enraged Jimmy Dean customer leaves voicemail after sausage is downsized |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
1. a 12-oz roll of sausage and a couple dozen eggs..it's for Southern people to eat! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 04:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. and a t-bone steak |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:10 PM Response to Reply #6 |
36. And 24 bottles of beer - ain't no sober person gonna whine over 4oz of already undersized sausage |
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Ahpook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:29 PM Response to Reply #1 |
51. Reminds me of those Mr. Bergis pranks |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. that is priceless |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
3. Save money . . . save money |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
4. "600 lbs of men". |
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Release The Hounds (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 05:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. I'm guessing that was a conservative estimate by Randy |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:09 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. I don't know, he seems pretty sharp when it comes to noticing when 4 ounces disappear |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
5. it always sounds like he's saying "roll of salt" |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 05:59 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. who the fuck eats a T-Bone STEAK with breakfast? |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:42 PM Response to Reply #10 |
23. Ever been to a Texas Breakfast placE? |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #10 |
46. TEXANS, bay-bee! |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
7. maybe its time for a diet??? |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
8. So help me that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. |
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Beausoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:11 PM Response to Reply #8 |
14. Yep. That's what he said. I love this guy! |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:20 PM Response to Reply #8 |
19. Maybe 'stocky girl'? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:13 PM Response to Reply #8 |
39. I was wrong. Not 24 bottles of beer. 24 quarts of scotch. Whisky. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
11. Well fuck I'm gonna eat godamnit |
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Beausoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
12. "We don't want none of that maple! We're not from the north!" |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:18 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. I laughed the hardest at that part |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:47 PM Response to Reply #12 |
28. "Jimmy Dean Sausage is for Southern people to eat..." |
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caty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:55 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Two dozen eggs, |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:15 PM Response to Reply #28 |
41. *** |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:14 PM Response to Reply #12 |
40. Oi! Every real sausage comes with a tablespoon or two of maple. Maybe he's got sausage envy? |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 10:22 PM Response to Reply #12 |
62. Bow to us with our superior sausage |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
15. Randy should be lucky that's the only sausage Jimmy's cutting down to size... |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
16. OMFG |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
18. "fuck i'm gonna eat god dammit" |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
20. Get Zeigler's "Seasoned to Please" sausage, man. |
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Ahpook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
21. Yeah, i lost it on "delicious" |
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Sheltiemama (892 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
22. I have tears coming out of my eyes |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
24. I didn't start laughing until I read the replies to this thread... |
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doc03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
25. Jimmy Dean got to hire him for commercials |
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doc03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:56 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. That reminds me of the old movie "Hell Motel |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:07 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters"... |
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doc03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:20 PM Response to Reply #34 |
42. Oh, farmer Vincent's I couldn't remember the name. |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 10:03 PM Response to Reply #31 |
60. 'Motel Hell' (1980) But he's most recently famous for this exchange ... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:11 PM Response to Reply #25 |
38. Nah. They'll just take his words like they took his puny 4 inches of sausage |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
26. LOL... |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. What I wanna know is |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
29. Lucky for them, there are many emails that have solutions to this problem |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
32. This has the potential to become one of the greatest advertising campaigns ever if they want. |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
33. Does that make Jimmy Dean Sausage the new NEW COKE? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
35. Now that I listened to it... I don't think Jimmy is threatened by his little texas sausage... |
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Mr_Jefferson_24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
37. That's priceless... |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:38 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. I hear ya... |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:20 PM Response to Reply #37 |
49. We kinda grow on ya. |
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Mr_Jefferson_24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:41 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Yes you are... |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
44. LoL- good one |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
45. I don't buy Jimmy Dean because they use MSG. Fuckers. |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
47. This is all I could picture while listening to that.... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:29 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. I picture this |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 11:51 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. OMG!!! |
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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 10:10 PM Response to Reply #47 |
61. I didn't hear any propane references, though.... n/t |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
48. Deleted message |
Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
54. Deleted redneck - sausage removed |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 04:57 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. you really feel slighted about not getting in that chestnuts thread, don't you |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 05:09 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. Maybe |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
56. ROFL! I'm from the South and I understand his frustration. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 11:58 PM Response to Reply #56 |
64. The pathetic thing is, Jimmy Dean probably figured they'd get away with it... |
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Mayberry Machiavelli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-21-07 12:34 AM Response to Reply #56 |
66. It's a 33 percent markup, pretty big, really. Plus dude's gotta buy two rolls now, and if he |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
57. Now THAT was hysterical. |
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Mayberry Machiavelli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
59. What can I say, dude loves his sausage. I feel his pain. |
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ruiner4u (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
63. Jimmy Dean sleeps through yard sale |
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Mayberry Machiavelli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-21-07 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
65. The more I heard this clip, the more it makes me want to go get some Jimmy Dean sausage and fry it |
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