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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:50 PM Original message |
I just noticed yesterday that my ass has grown a little large. |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
1. This thread is useless without... |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:54 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. We'd need a wide-angle lens for that one, my friend. n/t |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Well, I have a sure-fire measurement tool... |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:59 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. Yeah you and your lickey face... |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:01 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. See? You said "little DU booty" |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:02 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. I don't know! I'm so confused. |
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Faygo Kid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
12. An ass picture? Hell, here's two for the price of one! |
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liberaltrucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
2. And the problem is.....? |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:54 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. I'd prefer not to drag that much around? |
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liberaltrucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
21. Point is, you're the only one worried about it |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:04 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Well I wish my fat ass would stop following me around. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
3. I like a little Junk in the trunk. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Well if I could simply find a way to measure it... |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:58 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. Mr Writer is a smart man. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:59 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. here - I'm pressing my ass against the computer screen... |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:04 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. I'd say it was just right.. |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
4. a "little large" |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:57 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Well... it's in the range of largeness... |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:56 PM Response to Reply #10 |
52. If you can't find a way to measure it |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
6. My ass has gotten larger and I couldn't fucking care less. |
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Mojorabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Same here |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:58 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. It makes transportation just a bit tougher. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
13. I think it's just those pants. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:01 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. Fat asses do like plaid. |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
24. i like big butts |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:13 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. No other brother can deny |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 01:19 PM Response to Reply #25 |
68. When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
26. My hands. Each one has an 8.1" span and I'm very accurate in measuring. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:15 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Sounds like a good measuring stick. |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
28. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:32 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Good one, Cab! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:35 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. ... |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:10 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. I can't believe no one beat you to this... |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:19 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. Me neither! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:44 PM Response to Reply #28 |
51. I am not familiar with this reference... |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:23 PM Response to Reply #51 |
56. "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 11:58 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. Who is this Spinal Tap? |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 11:30 AM Response to Reply #57 |
61. ...and couldn't he have rested on that day, too? |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 11:50 AM Response to Reply #61 |
63. "The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 11:55 AM Response to Reply #63 |
64. Well, that's just nit-picking, isn't it? |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 11:47 AM Response to Reply #51 |
62. Barbershop raga. A new hybrid. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
29. Can you set a can of beer on it without worrying about spillage? |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:11 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. Ummm... well... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
34. Your ass and my gut! |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:21 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. My veggie diet has kept it all steady... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:27 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. Set your mind to it. Don't beat yourself up if you cheat every now and then. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:32 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Three cheers for smaller asses! |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:33 PM Response to Reply #34 |
49. Pretty picture. Thanks. |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
37. You make the rockin' world go 'round! |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:32 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. That's a great song... |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
41. My best ass measurement tool is a pair of jeans |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:51 PM Response to Reply #41 |
45. The problem here is that Levi's now sells "stretch" jeans... |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 10:04 AM Response to Reply #45 |
58. I avoid the stretchies |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
42. I'd hit it. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:51 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. Yes, you did! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
43. Sing it sister! |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:53 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. And when Mother Nature pays her visits, forget it! |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
44. Self delete - duplicate |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
48. What I hate is when I stop running but my butt keeps going. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
50. Yeah, I need to find some kind of exercise. |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
53. join the club |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
54. My brother's ass is growing |
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Perry Logan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-19-07 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
55. Free your mind and your ass will follow. |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
59. "You have a woman's bottom, my Lady!" |
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Gen. Jack D. Ripper (547 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
60. There is no such thing as too much ass |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
65. I'm . . . . failing to see the problem here . . . |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
66. What's a little large? nt |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-20-07 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
67. Call 1-900-MIX-A-LOT |
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