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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:20 PM
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so i was just on the elevator with three women
all of whom were going to the same floor. they were talking about the giant christmas tree currently being assembled in the lobby, and how they keep putting it up earlier each year. one said "well, it smells nice." (it actually smells like bad fake pine-sol.)

another shot back, in a strident voice, "it smells like OPPRESSION!"

:rofl:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:22 PM
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:29 PM
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3. huh?
:wtf:
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:33 PM
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4. what? nt.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:36 PM
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6. why would the tree smell like female genitalia?
or are you saying the elevator did?

either way, it was a questionable comment and probably sexist to boot

that's 'what'
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:37 PM
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8. it's about a perfume thread from earlier
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:37 PM
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11. sshhh. loudmouth. nt.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:38 PM
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14. whatever. you perved up my perfectly innocent thread.
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 05:59 PM
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22. we need a term for that
just because.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 06:04 PM
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23. i concur...
if threadjacking is a legitimate term, what can be a good one for threadperving?

"threadperving" is awkward
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:39 PM
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16. yeah I just saw it
:stupid_shit_smilie:

:spank:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:27 PM
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2. "Afternoon, ladies. Going...down?"
You missed it bub. Perfect opportunity.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:37 PM
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7. Sadly, this is EXACTLY what I was going to post.
What is happening to me?? :cry:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:37 PM
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10. i expect it from those three...but you?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:39 PM
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17. I'm getting Lounge Perv all over me!
:cry:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:53 PM
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21. Yep! That's the smell!
My condolences.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:34 PM
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5. You missed a chance to say "I puked on a Christmas tree once as part of rough sex with Danny Terrio"
Smile at them knowingly, as though everyone has done that, and spit on one of them seductively.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:37 PM
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9. Man, you are so weird!
:rofl:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:38 PM
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13. I am, I know.
And I love it.

:rofl:

"Oh, God, and I love rubbing the pine boughs on my hemorrhoids, getting them all sappy... ummmmm... MMMmmmm...."
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:38 PM
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12. wtf?
you mean to tell me that not everyone has done that?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:39 PM
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15. Not everyone lives life as fully as you and I do, MrCoffee.
Not by a long shot....
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:40 PM
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19. we drink from the keg of glory, Rabrrrrr
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:44 PM
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20. A keg with a bunghole the size of Michael Bolton's ego.
:toast:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 04:39 PM
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18. It IS oppression.
Edited on Tue Nov-20-07 04:40 PM by mycritters2
Or just plain rude.

Steve Kelley from the Times-Picayune is great!
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 06:49 PM
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24. "Oppression --- by Calvin Klein"
"The haunting scent that puts you in charge!"
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