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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 03:50 PM
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Post your own Not So Famous Sayings!
I eat, therefore am (big).

not really!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 03:52 PM
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1. Reckon I'll load the pistol with snakeshot and let the moths in...
I'm just that bored.

:P
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 03:55 PM
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5. now that's a good'un! nt
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 03:52 PM
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2. "If you knew it was a snake
...when you picked it up, you don't have cause to complain when it bites you"
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 03:54 PM
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3. Never, ever date a man named Snake. nt
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 03:55 PM
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4. Life is a moral dilemma.
It really is.


peace~
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 03:56 PM
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6. Life is or the moral dilemma is?
I get so confusecated.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:04 PM
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9. oh great!
Now you made life even more dilemmacated.x(


:spank:

Life is a moral dilemma. There is just one moral dilemma after another. They never go away, are never solved, just intertwine and become life itself. It really sucks...
peace~
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 06:05 PM
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21. When someone says something that is obviously impossible...
"Yea, and if worms had shotguns birds probably wouldn't fuck with them too much now would they?"
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Mugu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 03:59 PM
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7. My dad use to tell me
to quit just before I was finished.

Regards, Mugu
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:00 PM
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8. been there, done that
hee hee. not done yet!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:26 PM
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10. Timing is everything
Presentation is everything else.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:34 PM
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11. Only on Tuesdays.
Didn't your dad teach you that?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 11:12 PM
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42. Timing is everything.
That's why it's so damn expensive to fix a broken timing belt.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:41 PM
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12. Madder'n a dry fish
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:43 PM
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13. I like that one, and will have to remember it
:toast: :toast:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:51 PM
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14. LOL Well, All i could think of was the old "Madder'n a wet hen" and this seemed like a logical
twist on it.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:59 PM
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15. Don't make me go Peg Bundy all over your self.
And, don't do anything that would make me want to kill you.

(Said to my dog who thankfully can't turn me in. lol)
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 05:31 PM
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16. They are as useful as a kick in the crotch.
Happy as a puppy with two tails. or Happy as a puppy with two peters.
They are as helpful as chicken shit on a pump handle.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 05:34 PM
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18. You stop talking about my cousins right now! nt
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 06:09 PM
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23. Which saying, the crotch one or the chicken shit?
I hope they don't have two peters.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 05:33 PM
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17. Just take me out back and shoot me
I am one to readily accept blame when I am wrong, and that phrase sometimes diffuses anger at me :eyes:
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puerco-bellies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 05:38 PM
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19. The one eyed man is king in the Land of the Blind.
It was a saying of my dad that I've taken over.
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 05:58 PM
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20. No one Expects the Irish Inquisition! (nt)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 06:09 PM
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22. Absence makes the font grow harder.
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 06:56 PM
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24. As useless as...
tits on a boar hog.
:D
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 07:00 PM
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25. No matter where you go, there you are.
Works for me.
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 07:18 PM
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26. get busy livin', or get busy dyin'....
I'd rather just get busy.

:o
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 07:19 PM
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27. Slick as snot on a doorknob n/t
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 07:19 PM
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28. Whenever I'm confused, I say:
"I'd love to see the blank look on my face right now.."
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 07:54 PM
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29. Handy as pockets.
Oh well.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 08:01 PM
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30. If you can't be good...
be good at it!

I've been using that one for years. :D
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 08:08 PM
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31. When you're looking for something,
it's always found in the last place you look.

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 08:59 PM
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32. There are two types of people in the world: those that think there are two types of people in
world and those who don't.

I lifted the saying from an economics textbook - way back.
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poiuytsister Donating Member (591 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 09:10 PM
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33. All I'm sayin' is I'm just saying.
or...just saying is all.

I drive Poiuyt crazy with these. That boy has no sense of humor.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 09:11 PM
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34. you miserable fuck
or

you cockstain
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 09:11 PM
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35. Fuck those fucking fucks.
Whenever I am talking about Republicans.
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 09:14 PM
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36. It's OK to talk to yourself...
It's OK to answer yourself back...
but you have problems when you start interrupting yourself.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 10:09 PM
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37. Upon leaving the house "We're off, like a herd of wooden turtles"
I can't quite recall how we started that one
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 11:15 PM
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45. "I'm off, like a bride's nightie"
Edited on Wed Nov-21-07 11:16 PM by mycritters2
Learned that one in seminary.



edited, because "like" has a "k" in it.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 10:12 PM
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38. EMA
eat my ass


thats what the man at the picnic said

much, much better than new....


lost
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 10:27 PM
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39. Son of a piece of shit.
It just came out one day... now my friends say it more than I do.
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vanlassie Donating Member (826 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 10:59 PM
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40. It'll feel better when it stops hurting.
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vanlassie Donating Member (826 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 11:00 PM
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41. I'm Gonna Go Home and Lay On My Back and Breathe Through my Mouth.
My ex-MIL's favorite.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 11:13 PM
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43. Talking to yourself is perfectly normal.
Arguing with yourself is kind of iffy.
But LOSING the argument is just plain sad.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 11:15 PM
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44. I wouldn't wait sittin' on a hot stove.
My grandma used to say that.
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 11:39 PM
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46. "Trying to catch a cloud
with a butterfly net in the breeze." (Said when frustrated.)
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