Help me, please. I have nowhere else to turn

Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:04 PM
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Help me, please. I have nowhere else to turn

I have been on the run, hiding for weeks now. I can't look over my shoulder without seeing the shadows of those chasing me. Please. Help me find a place to rest.

I am a turkey.

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billyskank

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:04 PM
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1. You can stay with me.

Not only is it not Thanksgiving in my house, but I am vegetarian too.

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:05 PM
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3. yay! you are my hero! nt

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Inchworm

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:12 PM
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10. Careful! It may be a trap!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7150633&mesg_id=7150691

:rofl:

I only remember this because I knew Billy was a Vegetarian from the UK. I was shocked! hehe.. then I realized it was probably a joke :P

:hide:

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:14 PM
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13. And I thought only Turkeys were fibbers. Now, I know

even humans sometimes don't tell the truth. Who woulda thunk it?

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billyskank

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:35 PM
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23. It was a joke.

I will be deep frying nothing tomorrow.

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:37 PM
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24. and still, I run

oh, the pain of living can sometimes outweigh the pain of the deep fryer. Not saying I weigh much. I run a lot. Get away from me!

Help

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BarenakedLady

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:08 PM
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5. Hi.

:hi:

:hug:

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billyskank

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:10 PM
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8. Hi.

:hug:

:hi:

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malta blue

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:04 PM
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2. Come seek warmth in my kitchen

:evilgrin:

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:06 PM
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4. thank you, you kind kinda devilish looking persona

I like to run free though.

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Blue Diadem

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:08 PM
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6. I have a nice warm place for you to stay and there

is a friend already getting warm and waiting for you to join him.

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:10 PM
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9. thank you, but I need a name and description of personality, please! nt

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Blue Diadem

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:13 PM
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12. His name is Herb.

Herb Turkey. He's oiled right now and seems like a slippery kinda guy.

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:19 PM
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16. Herb warned me about you and

your type!

I'm still runnin'

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Blue Diadem

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:29 PM
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21. Are you sure you don't want to hang out

with Kiel the Kielbasa and Harry the ham? Harry hams it up so much that Kiel just rolls around laughing so hard he changes color.

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:32 PM
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22. angst is my middle name, but

I have to pass on your kind and humorous offer!

I run to run for runnings sake! To life! To live! Run!!!!!!

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BarenakedLady

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:09 PM
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7. You are safe with me.

:)

You can run free with the flock out in the woods here.

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:12 PM
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11. aha! You are trying to seduce me!

I'll have none of that! Well, maybe a little. Flock! Pshaw! I run and run and run and run and (well, you get the idea) alone!

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Dystopian

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:14 PM
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14. I shot you yesterday!!

Those chasing you were your friends, silly. Unfortunately, when I saw you, I got so excited that I didn't want to open the door in fear of scaring you away....so I shot you through the screen. When I missed, I did slowly slide the screen door open...you didn't hear me, and neither did your friends. You were far away....but I got you!

I love you...and would shoot you again!
I'll post your picture later.....You look great!

peace~

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:18 PM
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15. that group of turkeys was my diversion

you shot the wrong turkey!

How bad do you feel now Mr!

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Dystopian

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:39 PM
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25. Really bad!

I'm a woman! I always aim at the wrong turkey :cry:

peace~

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DS1

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:20 PM
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17. One of these days I'm going to chop you into little pieces

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:21 PM
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18. or

we could become friends?

peace. I'll run a little while now.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:24 PM
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19. Quick! Visit this website!

http://www.adoptaturkey.org/

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Perseid

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:27 PM
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20. I have tears in my giblets

I've been adopted by a kind family in Milwaukee that likes to drink beer, yell at each other and throw things, but for some reason loves turkeys. Me in particular. I'm the luckiest turkey ever!

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