On my way to Walmart...

I saw some cute pit bull puppies for sale



just outside the Olive Garden...



I ran in and had all I could eat salad and breadsticks



and some cornflake crusted chicken :evilgrin:...



when I came back out, there was a commotion in the parking lot, seems there was a woman breastfeeding, well she had been in the restaurant...



this made the pit bulls crazy...



and the owner could no longer contain the little fellas... :P

and soon everyone was running away from these mad dogs :rofl:



soon I got to my SUV...



and fired it up and began plowing through the parking lot while talking LOUDLY on my cell phone...



and almost hit some kids on roller shoes...



luckily they only fell down and I got the hell out of there :P

only to discover that the pit bulls...



were in my back seat... and I was now their HOSTAGE!!!!!




HELP!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

busy busy busy :P

:rofl:

:hi:

Can I have some of what your having???


:rofl: :rofl:

lost

:hi:


:hug:


blu

Now I'm just angry.

Enough with the anti-rope "jokes", people! They are NOT something to laugh about!!

What's next - the hilarity of prison rape? Genocide as cultural comedy?

:grr: :mad: :rant: :nuke:

:rofl:

Did you circumcise anyone?

Were you listening to Laura Branigan?

Did you have Fat Actress reruns playing on your portable DVD player?

of course Laura

I like Laura

fat actress reruns

no, not today

peanut butter sandwich in my portable DVD player man

:P