DU Unclassifieds, what do you think you want for the annual guilt-ridden oppressive Religathon?

DS1

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:31 PM
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DU Unclassifieds, what do you think you want for the annual guilt-ridden oppressive Religathon?

Edited on Fri Nov-23-07 07:31 PM by DS1

Whatever it is, you don't really need it, but you're a greedy bastard(ette) for asking for it while other people are starving, or drowning. Some might be on fire, but you don't care about them, either.

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:33 PM
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1. I want a boob job, Mussolini!

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DS1

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:34 PM
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2. some work in the artillery factory would help you appreciate what you already have

ingrate

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Fenris

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:37 PM
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3. We shouldn't even be discussing this.

We should STILL be in morning from Annual Puritan Native American Genocide and Turkey Holocaust Glutt-O-Rama. Or don't you care about the Native American Turkeys?

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Redstone

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:46 PM
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6. Uh-huh. Please pass the Guilt, with a bit of Shame to pour over it.

Excellent post.

Redstone

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DS1

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Fri Nov-23-07 10:21 PM
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8. You mean you aren't?

Goddamn Freeper. You're no progressive in my books!

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:38 PM
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4. I want to travel

far and away

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Redstone

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:45 PM
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5. I want everything. EVERY fucking thing. Give me STUFF, as long as it isn't

an iPod or an iPhone.

I know I'm SUPPOSED to want those, but I just can't bring myself to be able to want either of them.

Redstone

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SOteric

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:52 PM
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7. All I wanted was a snuggle with my boyfriend. But you're right.

I'm greedy and selfish and have no right to my own satisfaction while others go without. I'll send him to snuggle some starving Ethiopian kid instead.

P.S. Get your coat, Lad, you've pulled.

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